Ana Ivanovic Pisses Away Tennis Match
By Wyatt Earp | October 15, 2010
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An ill-timed bathroom break caused [Ana Ivanovic] to lose the second game of her match in Austria against Barbora Zahlavova Strycova. Ivanovic won her serve in the match’s first game and then asked the chair umpire if she could take a bathroom break. When her request was denied, she pleaded but was told that even though there was a change of sides, she wouldn’t be allowed to go before Strycova served. The chair umpire said she’d have to go on her own time. To Ivanovic, that meant at that instant. She walked off the court and into the player’s locker room.
When she emerged a few minutes later, Ivanovic learned that she had been docked four points during her absence, one for every 20 seconds she went over the time limit. She protested, saying she thought she had permission, but the umpire’s ruling stood.
Wow, who knew there were bladder Nazis in tennis?
Topics: Babes | 10 Comments »
October 15th, 2010 at 8:10 am
Just another reason why tennis is stupid and no one watches.
October 15th, 2010 at 9:15 am
She probably doesn’t know they make Pull-Ups for adults. They come in handy on long cars trips.
October 15th, 2010 at 9:51 am
Boy, bet she is pissed…. BWAHHHHHH!!!!
No, seriously I can’t watch two sports at all; Golf and Tennis. Boring, Boring and beyond boring to watch. I have better things to do like watching the Bananas turning from green to yellow.
October 15th, 2010 at 9:51 am
She will probably get the contract for Depends commecials now.
October 15th, 2010 at 9:53 am
….commercials…Dang my speeling is going with age. LOL Depends not far away.
October 15th, 2010 at 9:55 am
There’s no crying in baseball and apparently, there’s no peeing in tennis.
October 15th, 2010 at 12:00 pm
Randal – I occasionally watch for the babes, but that’s it.
Mrs. Crankipants – Strangely enough, I’m taking a trip to Connecticut this weekend. Better stock up!
Ferrell – Golf isn’t terrible. I’ll watch it before basketball. But I also think baseball is boring, so don’t go by me.
Jon – Cha-ching!
JT – At least not during a game. She should have just gone in her pants. It would have made for a better story.
October 15th, 2010 at 12:33 pm
Oops! I Crapped My Pants are great for tennis! It even shows it in the commercial!
Somebody needs to tell these poor tennis players before it’s too late!
October 15th, 2010 at 1:33 pm
She could have lived up the game by going next to the umpire.
October 15th, 2010 at 4:22 pm
Picky – For Ana, it may already be too late.
Rick – Just squatted under the umpire’s chair.