A Weekend Duct Tape Advisory
By Wyatt Earp | October 2, 2010
It seems that a few Mexican mayors are upset that we are deporting their criminals back to their safe, family-friendly towns. Just when you thought Mexico couldn’t have more gall, BAM!, they outdo themselves yet again!
A coalition of Mexican mayors has asked the United States to stop deporting illegal immigrants who have been convicted of serious crimes in the U.S. to Mexican border cities, saying the deportations are contributing to Mexican border violence, FOXNews.com reported Wednesday.
Ciudad Juarez Mayor Jose Reyes blamed U.S. deportation policy for contributing to his city’s violence, saying that of the 80,000 people deported to Juarez in the past three years, 28,000 had U.S. criminal records — including 7,000 convicted rapists and 2,000 convicted murderers. Reyes and the other Mexican mayors said that when the U.S. deports criminals back to Mexico, it should fly them to their hometowns, not just bus them to the border.
Oh sure, while we’re at it, we’ll give them manicures and pedicures, too! I’m not sure how to say “Frak you!” in Spanish, but I think it would be appropriate in this case.
Topics: Duct Tape Advisory, Illegal Immigration | 15 Comments »
October 2nd, 2010 at 7:12 am
I believe it is el-frako you-o.
October 2nd, 2010 at 8:43 am
If mexico would impose the death penalty for murderers instead of lletting them go to El Norte, then maybe our crime rates would decrease…. and we wouldn’t have to deport so many criminals back to them. Sooooo funny they are quick to condem Arizona for wanting to inforce our immigration laws, yet their own laws are more restrictive and the punishments more severe. They sound like a bunch of democrats: Good for thee but not for me.
October 2nd, 2010 at 9:40 am
Return them business class with beds, hookers, chalupas, and Cabo Wabo tequila. Why not? We’re providing their quasi law abiding relatives with healthcare, food, and education.
Another thought, we could fly them, however, the plane should not land in Mexico. Here’s a Mexican made parachute, vaya con Dios!
October 2nd, 2010 at 9:47 am
Maybe obambi can schedule an apology tour of the mexican border towns.
October 2nd, 2010 at 9:50 am
“…it should fly them to their hometowns…”
Yeah?
Well who’s going to pay for retro-fitting the B52 with seats in the bomb-bay?
October 2nd, 2010 at 12:26 pm
The funny part is that mexican LEOs have “shoot on sight” orders for anyone trying to cross THEIR southern border.
October 2nd, 2010 at 2:02 pm
I think we should do it. Dropping illegal immigrants off at the border just makes it easier for them to sneak back in. It’s better to fly them into the interior. Then present the Mexican government with a bill for the difference between the plane ride and the bus ride.
October 2nd, 2010 at 2:13 pm
I think we should bus them to the bottom of the ocean. Problem solved.
October 2nd, 2010 at 2:38 pm
Wyatt,
The international sign that crosses ALL language barriers.
http://i979.photobucket.com/albums/ae277/RAPH6969/Flip-1.jpg
October 2nd, 2010 at 3:46 pm
How about a giant trebuchet? We can “deport” them right over the border towns and deposit them farther away from us.
October 2nd, 2010 at 6:19 pm
F’em…. “safe, family oriented towns” my ass…
October 2nd, 2010 at 8:26 pm
Actually, if Kaveman is correct and Mexico shoots anyone crossing their southern border, then I think we should go the extra step and drop them just over the border in Guatemala. It would likely decrease the number who return directly here. Who cares if they’re not Guatemalan? They speak Spanish, don’t they?
October 3rd, 2010 at 12:36 pm
I thought we were deporting a bunch of them to Mexico City so that it was harder for them to come back across. Maybe it is only a small percentage of the total though. If they are criminals, you would think the Mexican authorities would arrest them as they got off the bus. I guess it is like my town, it is much easier to arrest drunk college kids than real criminals.
October 3rd, 2010 at 10:49 pm
RT – Sounds correct.
Robert B – I say we follow Beck’s plan. Let them all come here, and we’ll relocate to Mexico and take over their white, sandy beaches.
Mrs. Crankipants – Mexican parachutes. The utmost in 18th century quality control.
Jon – Don’t think that isn’t coming.
Vince – Cut. Jib. Newsletter.
Kaveman – And their scumbag president criticizes Arizona’s enforcement.
Jeff – Not bad, and it’s a moneymaker.
DL474 – Life under the sea. Just like in The Little Mermaid.
RAPH – I think I’ve seen that one before.
Lou – Oh, I am so in!
Old NFO – Safe for the drug dealers, they mean.
K – Hell, let’s ship them to Peru then!
Ingineer66 – Exactly. They have no desire to arrest their criminals.
October 4th, 2010 at 10:27 am
[...] Amazing how every problem they have in Mexico can be so easily blamed on our domestic polices. We send people back when they are here illegally and we allow our citizens to protect their lives with arms, so clearly, we’re to blame for Mexican violence. What would happen if their government would look at who is really to blame? You know, those actually committing the violence with illegally obtained weapons. Via Wyatt. [...]