92-Year Old Banned From FL Library
By Wyatt Earp | October 18, 2010
What is it with guys named Herbert? I thought the character “Herbert” from Family Guy was not based on any real person. I guess I was wrong.
This Herbert was banned from all Florida libraries.
What was his offense? Sexual harassment of a librarian.
Stuart resident Herbert Johnson, 92, has been ordered to stay out of Martin County public libraries after waging an amorous campaign toward female employees. His offensive included, for one librarian in particular, a letter left on the front desk “containing sexually explicit language stating what (he) wanted to do to” her.
The guy is 92-years old. The only thing he was going to do to her was drool on her breasts and complain about how he can’t hear her dirty talk without his hearing aid!
Topics: WTF? | 22 Comments »
October 18th, 2010 at 7:26 pm
“Trying to have sex at 92 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope.” – George Burns
October 18th, 2010 at 7:44 pm
I can’t add anything to that…hilarious! Can’t shoot pool with a rope. HA!
When I was in college, there was a weekly lunch for local elderly folks. The same ones always showed up, and they waited in the hallway where I always sat and studied between classes. Dang if those guys didn’t mutter some stuff under their breath as the pretty girls walked by. Cracked me up.
October 18th, 2010 at 7:59 pm
Studies show that male sperm count can diminish by as much as 80% by the age of 65. Herbert is 92, and although I think it’s very sweet that he still has an interest in the ladies, I also imagine that he ejaculates a cloud of dry dust.
October 18th, 2010 at 8:14 pm
Tony Randall had two kids in his 70′s. The musket may be old, but there may be one ball in the barrel yet…
October 18th, 2010 at 8:15 pm
Robert B. – Okay, that’s funny.
RT – They mutter because who’s gonna say something to them? They have a built-in excuse: “I’m old!”
Mrs. Crankipants – Who doesn’t? Oh, I’ve said too much.
Richard – Heh, heh, “one ball.”
October 18th, 2010 at 8:39 pm
I would imagine it like pulling taffy at a county fair refreshments booth.
October 18th, 2010 at 8:40 pm
Just because you can’t cut the mustard, doesn’t mean you can’t lick the jar. lol
October 18th, 2010 at 8:42 pm
I think Ol’ Herbert must be snortin’ viagra… all he can do is think about “doing it.”
October 18th, 2010 at 8:42 pm
BTW Mrs. Crankipant’s post nearly made me choke on the coke I was drinking. lol
October 18th, 2010 at 8:43 pm
And for every jar, there’s a lid!
October 18th, 2010 at 8:45 pm
So did your crack about the mustard!
October 18th, 2010 at 8:47 pm
I must resist….must…arghh…so hard to do.
October 18th, 2010 at 8:57 pm
Go for it RT!
October 18th, 2010 at 9:10 pm
Hey, where are all the fellas tonight?
October 18th, 2010 at 9:15 pm
I can’t DL. I either say too little or WAY too much. I must hold my tongue. Sometimes it gets me into trouble.
Mrs. C…I was wondering the same thing.
October 18th, 2010 at 9:17 pm
There must be some kind of be hockey thing-a-ma-jig going on.
October 18th, 2010 at 9:18 pm
I don’t know what’s funnier: the article, or the comments.
Either way, I’m glad I’m not drinking anything: I already had Sierra Mist cranberry come out of my nose once tonight, not anxious for a repeat.
October 18th, 2010 at 9:20 pm
Oh…OH…That sounds like a challenge!
October 18th, 2010 at 9:23 pm
Maybe they’re at the library?
October 18th, 2010 at 9:25 pm
Mrs. Crankipants – But is it as tasty?
DL474 – Hopefully, you don’t cut up your tongue.
Robert – Or taking it intervenously through his junk.
RT – You can say almost anything on SYLG. In person? Not so much.
DL474 – Monday Night Football and MLB Playoffs.
Raptor – Could have been worse. You could have peed it out.
DL474 – Lert the Games begin!
October 18th, 2010 at 9:36 pm
Hey! I ain’t lickin’ no jar, I was talkin’ about the old man. There’s plenty of mustard at the dragon household…it’s clearly marked on the days that are penciled in.
October 18th, 2010 at 10:30 pm
Yeah, I do have a hard time really saying what I want to in person, don’t I? (Let’s all analyze RT. NOT!)