Weekend Caption Contest
By Wyatt Earp | September 17, 2010
iDrone Caption Contest
(Source: Reuters)
Caption this photo in the comments section or e-mail me your photoshop entries. The winners will be posted on Monday, September 20th. Good luck!
Original Caption: Superintendent Joanne Hanley (L) of the Flight 93 National Memorial escorts first lady Michelle Obama (C) and former first lady Laura Bush (R) into a memorial service at the Flight 93 Temporary Memorial outside Shanksville, Pennsylvania, September 11, 2010. Mrs. Bush and Mrs. Obama were in Pennsylvania to mark the ninth anniversary of the 9/11 attacks on New York, Washington, and Pennsylvania.
Other Current Contests:
Cowboy Blob
Family Security Matters
Rodney Dill
RT’s Ponderings
V The K
Wizbang
Top Five Entries:
5. “Yeah, I’m having a hard time hearing you with all these people around. Let me see if I can get a moment of silence from these morons.” – Lawyer for Hire
4. “Please, stop walking on the graves!! Shoo back over to your left, oh hell, just shut up and follow Laura!” – Rob in Katy
3. “Ain’t you kinda short for a State Trooper?” – Rodney Dill
2. “Hey, Carla…. Girlfriend, you’re never going to believe what I have to do at this shitty job now! They have me in bum fuck Pennsylvania with that skanky bitch Laura, who had this loser of a job before me. Word is she liked it. I am so going to make Barry send me and the kids to Spain after this.” – Sebastian
WINNER! – Ranger Handley catches the First Lady trying to sneak a pickinick basket out of Jellystone Park. Apparently she did have “junk in the trunk.” – Cowboy Blob
Topics: Caption Contest | 18 Comments »
September 17th, 2010 at 1:15 pm
“Hey, Carla…. Girlfriend, you’re never going to believe what I have to do at this shitty job now! They have me in bum fuck Pennsylvania with that skanky bitch Laura, who had this loser of a job before me. Word is she liked it. I am so going to make Barry send me and the kids to Spain after this.”
September 17th, 2010 at 1:49 pm
Excuse me- I have to take this call from my headhunter [I am not being racist - I mean she is seeking a career change from being FLOTUS]
September 17th, 2010 at 2:00 pm
Joanne Hanley (L) of the Flight 93 National Memorial stands ready to catch any droppings of scorn and loathing that might fall from First Lady Michelle Obama.
September 17th, 2010 at 3:23 pm
Damn it I’m the First Lady and I said put the 10 White Castle Double Cheeseburgers in a “Whole Foods” bag. That’s right!!! Which dork am I talking to here Harold or Kumar? Didn’t one of you fools used to work for my husband? NEVER MIND JUST LET ME SPEAK TO YOUR MANAGER NOW!!!
September 17th, 2010 at 3:37 pm
Where’s the nearest fancy restaurant from here? Oh, crap, I’m not talking about Hoss’s, you crap-for-brains! I mean a real restaurant! And no, I don’t mean Joe’s freaking Diner in Meyersdale, either!
September 17th, 2010 at 4:40 pm
The First Kenyan is just proving over and over again what an uncivilized piece of crabshit she is.
God Bless Laura Bush, President George W. Bush, and The United States of America!
September 17th, 2010 at 4:53 pm
“Yeah, I’m having a hard time hearing you with all these people around. Let me see if I can get a moment of silence from these morons.”
September 17th, 2010 at 5:39 pm
Please, stop walking on the graves!! Shoo back over to your left, oh hell, just shut up and follow Laura!
September 17th, 2010 at 10:27 pm
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September 17th, 2010 at 11:31 pm
I see they have the political affiliations correct in parenthesis, (L) for Liberal for the Park Supt. (R) for Republican for Laura Bush and (C) for Communist for Michelle. My first thought was another C word but this is a family show.
And I think Rob in Katy is the front runner so far with Sebastian a close second.
September 18th, 2010 at 10:45 am
Former First Lady Laura Bush accompanied Park Rangers during the release of the recently rehabilitated Sasquetch that was first captured in November of 2008. Said the still very classy former First Lady “I hope the poor creature is comforted by the cell phone we gave to it. We could do so little, due to the brain damage it suffered during it’s capture.”
September 18th, 2010 at 11:06 am
Trooper, Blooper, and Super
The Cop, The Flop, and The Top.
September 18th, 2010 at 11:07 am
“I need to put you on hold Barry, Ray Bradbury is on the other line.”
September 18th, 2010 at 11:07 am
“Ain’t you kinda short for a State Trooper?”
September 18th, 2010 at 12:45 pm
In an unrelated story. Are there no longer any men working for the national park service or US Forest Service. Every Superintendent that has been in the news lately has been a woman. There is diversity for you.
September 19th, 2010 at 3:37 am
Ranger Handley catches the First Lady trying to sneak a pickinick basket out of Jellystone Park. Apparently she did have “junk in the trunk.”
September 20th, 2010 at 12:00 pm
Whoohoo! Thanks!
September 21st, 2010 at 6:12 am
Thanks Wyatt