Archive for September, 2010
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Tuesday, September 14th, 2010Meet Sheyla Hershey. She’s a hot mess, but mostly a mess. Sheyla Hershey’s fight to save her M cup breast implants came to an end Thursday, as she underwent surgery in Richmond, Tex., to have them removed, myFOXhouston.com reported. Hershey — who was trying to achieve fame for having the largest breasts in the world [...]
Feds To Brit Teen: You’re Banned!
Monday, September 13th, 2010A British teen is in trouble with the Obama administration after calling him a “prick” in a drunken e-mail. How much trouble would a person possibly get into for this, you ask? How about banishment? The Feds have told the teen that is banned from America for life. Seriously. Banned from America for life: For [...]
Philly’s Next Target: The Italian Market
Monday, September 13th, 2010Philadelphia wants to charge bloggers a business license fee. They want to confiscate cupcake trucks because they parked in the wrong place. They want to fine churches because the bells are an “annoyance,” while they watch a 19th Century church razed because they have no appreciation of history. Now they want to harass the vendors [...]
It’s Party Time, Obama-Style
Monday, September 13th, 2010And the president wonders why he is getting numbers like these? Barack and Michelle Obama have a very packed social calendar this week. They are hosting three parties, while the rest of us try to dig out of the recession. But hey, look at the bright side; at least they’re in D.C., and not on [...]
Spanking The Monkey
Sunday, September 12th, 2010God, I can’t believe it took me this long to throw that title in there. Any hoo, there’s a new edition of Monkey and Bird up, and I have the exclusive linkage below. Locally written and illustrated, you just know I’m getting a piece of the action when this thing goes global. Money, babes, shaving [...]
Aussie Men Arrested For Wrestling Python
Sunday, September 12th, 2010You could go blind that way! Okay, it’s not double-entendre, but it’s chock full of teh stupid. Two Australian men decided to steal a five-foot long snake and while making their getaway they decided to stop in front of a packed McDonald’s restaurant. Because, you know, no one would ever find that suspicious! MELBOURNE, Australia [...]
Philadelphia: History Means Nothing To Us
Sunday, September 12th, 2010The Philadelphia Historical Commission: now there’s a contradiction in terms. The Philadelphia Historical Commission cleared the way Friday for the demolition of a landmark Spring Garden Street church whose sanctuary nurtured the city’s two most notable Roman Catholic saints, John Neumann and Katharine Drexel. Built by the noted church architect Patrick Charles Keely, the Church [...]
We Remember “Benny”
Saturday, September 11th, 2010I would be remiss if I posted about the September 11th attacks without mentioning Keith A. Glascoe. Keith was in one of my favorite films, The Professional. In real life, he was a genuine hero. Keith A. Glascoe was an actor who was also a real life NYC Firefighter. He was killed on September 11th, [...]
German Has A Different Way Of Relaxing
Saturday, September 11th, 2010Hello, I’m Gunther. I enjoy skiing and long, naked walks on the beach. A German man’s habit of taking naked walks to reduce his stress levels backfired when his latest escapade triggered a police search and closed down a rail line. Police in the western city of Solingen said Friday that a woman out walking [...]
A Somber Anniversary
Saturday, September 11th, 2010Nine years ago today, radical Islamists killed murdered 2,977 innocent people. It was the largest terror attack in history. And yet nine years later, liberals, the media, and even some residents of New York City are decrying the “racism and intolerance” of Americans like myself who are vehemently opposed to the Victory Mosque. The Victory [...]
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