Archive for August, 2010
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Tuesday, August 10th, 2010You know, if this idiot spent as much time trying to pull the country out of the recession as he did attacking George W. Bush, the Democrats wouldn’t have to worry about the November elections. As it stands, they are in deep trouble. I wonder why. President Barack Obama attacked the economic policies of his [...]
Ohio Strippers Protest Church
Tuesday, August 10th, 2010Fed up with a local church protesting his strip club, a Warsaw, Ohio man has taken his dancers to the church lawn for a bikini sit-in. Well, I guess what’s good for the goose is good for the gander. The “goose” in this case being a pinch on the arse. The owner of an Ohio [...]
What Have They Done To Christina?
Monday, August 9th, 2010The person who designed this doll should be shot . . . then hanged. Voluptuous actress Christina Hendricks has been immortalised by the makers of Barbie – as a stick-thin, size-zero doll. And the move has been criticised by a leading dietician as another alarming example of children being encouraged to conform to ideals which [...]
Charlie Rangel Wants A Deal
Monday, August 9th, 2010Poor Charlie Rangel. The uber-corrupt Democrat congressman from New York is being charged with no less than 13 ethics violations stemming from unpaid taxes and questionable arm-twisting fundraising. Backed into a corner, Nancy Pelosi was forced into action. But Charlie is whining that he wants a deal. Thankfully, the Republicans are not giving it to [...]
Happy Anniversary To Me!
Monday, August 9th, 2010Thirteen years ago, convinced my lovely wife to marry me. Of course, it took a lot of convincing . . . and money . . . and alcohol . . . but in the end, I won her over. Chalk one up to persistence. I remember the day vividly. It was brutally hot, even for [...]
True Detective Stories
Sunday, August 8th, 2010Ah, Sunday day work. If there is a better time to be a detective, I haven’t found it yet. The toads are sleeping off their crack-induced comas, the would-be victims are going to church, and the police officers are eating breakfast and reading the newspapers in their cruisers. In short, it is the least-busy day [...]
Is Miss Australia Ugg-ly?
Sunday, August 8th, 2010The hemp-smoking hippies at PETA think so. A pair of high-heeled woolly Ugg boots to be worn by Australia’s representative at the Miss Universe Pageant later this month has come under fire on two fronts — tackiness and animal cruelty. PETA asked Jesinta Campbell not to wear Ugg boots or a lamb’s wool shrug at [...]
Wine Comes In Vending Machines?
Sunday, August 8th, 2010Apparently it does in my home state of Pennsylvania. Why was I not informed? Probably because I don’t like wine in the least, I guess. Kim sent me this story, which by itself is pretty funny, but I still can’t get past the idea of a wine vending machine. Coke, Mello Yello, Pinot Noir. Pennsylvania [...]
Children, The Jet Bus Is Here!
Saturday, August 7th, 2010You should arrive at school in exactly 6.5 seconds. A motoring enthusiast has built a bus capable of hitting more than 350mph. The yellow American-style school bus has been fitted with a jet engine from a Phantom fighter plane, allowing it to reach up to 367mph. Paul Stender and his team from Indy Boys Inc, [...]
Obama Fiddles While The Economy Burns
Saturday, August 7th, 2010Barack Obama took Marine One on a trip across town to make a speech yesterday. Seriously. The economy is in the toilet, right? People are struggling to make ends meet, right? The administration is all about being “green,” right? Then why the frak would this jackass take a helicopter for a six mile trip? President [...]
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