Archive for August, 2010
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Sunday, August 22nd, 2010Are you a Philly blogger? If so, Mayor Squidward is coming for you. And as usual, he has his hands out. You may want to break out the duct tape, gang, because you’re going to need it. The Lonely Conservative has the insanity: This is ridiculous. The City of Philadelphia (run by progressives and liberals) [...]
Sleeping Beauty
Sunday, August 22nd, 2010So, we’re spending our last night (Friday) down the shore and we decided to go out to eat before the drive home. We walked to Valarie’s Place – terrific food, by the way – and settled down for a good meal. The missus ordered chicken fingers and fries for Kevin and Julia; simple foods that [...]
Officer Accused Of Hockey Stick Assault
Sunday, August 22nd, 2010Since when did hockey get violent? Meet Philadelphia Police Officer Damien Walto. If this story is true, then he is type of quality human being that we really need to patrol the mean streets of Philly. Officer Walto – a three-year “veteran” of the department – was playing in a local street hockey tournament when [...]
Your Weekend Babe Fix
Saturday, August 21st, 2010Okay, I don’t really like Jennifer Aniston. I think she’s one of the most overrated actresses in Hollywood – although she was great in “Office Space.” I do, however, think she’s uber-hot, even if she doesn’t have an internal edit button: First, Jennifer Aniston was under fire for saying that it’s OK for women to [...]
Martha’s Vineyard’s Beaches Are Crappy
Saturday, August 21st, 2010No, literally. Hey, it serves them right. If those filthy rich pretentious douchebags wanted to provide their guests nice, wholesome (and clean) beach fare, they would have sent them to Sea Isle city, New Jersey. Instead, they are swimming with dung. Rumor has it that all the cool kids go there. WEST TISBURY – Welcome [...]
I’m Back, Baby!
Saturday, August 21st, 2010I’m not tanned (lousy skin cancer), not well-rested (lousy screaming kids), and not ready to get back into the swing of things because the we’re attending a wedding this afternoon before I go back to work at 3pm. The bad news is that RT’s cavalcade of jocularity is over, and my post-vacation reign of terror [...]
Weekend Caption Contest
Friday, August 20th, 2010SPECIAL THANKS TO MRS. CRANKIPANTS, THIS WEEK, FOR NOT ONLY ALL OF THE AWESOME POSTCARDS, BUT ALSO FOR THIS CAPTION CONTEST PICTURE! ***Please note, many of the caption contests will have to be linked throughout the day. OTHER CAPTION CONTESTS: Family Security Matters Rodney Dill RT’s Ponderings V the K Wizbang Top Three Entries: 3. [...]
Thank you!
Friday, August 20th, 2010This is my last post filling in for Wyatt. He’ll be back on board tomorrow at some point. I just wanted to thank Wyatt for trusting me with his blog. Welcome home, Wyatt. We all missed you very much. I hope you got the rest and relaxation you needed, but most importantly, I hope you [...]
Being president might not be all it’s cracked up to be if. . .
Friday, August 20th, 20101. unemployment rates go up during your tenure, while you continue to blame someone who hasn’t been in office almost two years. 2. your spending practices have have taken a bad situation and made it worse. 3. your poll numbers are getting ready to rival those of Congress. 4. T-shirts of Bush asking, “Do you [...]
Postcard from Wyatt
Friday, August 20th, 2010Wyatt must miss us. He has written another postcard, and Mrs. Crankipants has decided to share it with us. Dear Mrs. Crankipants, I thought I’d send you one more postcard. Truth be told, I miss writing snarky posts and comments. I haven’t written all week and it has given me the shakes. To get it [...]
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