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Woman Hits Man With Frying Pan

By Wyatt Earp | July 13, 2010

PHILIPSBURG, Pa. – Police said a woman faces charges after she hit a man in the head with a large frying pan. Police said the woman, 50-year-old Kimberly Denocheck, hit a 48-year-old man in the head with the pan around 7:25 p.m. Saturday at an apartment in Philipsburg, near State College. Police said the man, whose name wasn’t released, suffered an abrasion on his head.

Figures. They’re probably both Penn State fans.

Topics: Evil = Funny | 16 Comments »

16 Responses to “Woman Hits Man With Frying Pan”

  1. Jon Brooks Says:
    July 13th, 2010 at 7:00 am

    She must have been snorting the PAM propellant again.

  2. Mrs. Crankipants Says:
    July 13th, 2010 at 7:40 am

    Caphalon was probably her weapon of choice. Cast iron would have killed him.

  3. Wyatt Earp Says:
    July 13th, 2010 at 7:57 am

    Jon – It keeps the inside of her nose “non-stick.”

    Mrs. Crankipants – Think she could afford T-Fal?

  4. Mrs. Crankipants Says:
    July 13th, 2010 at 8:16 am

    Nah, T-Fal wouldn’t leave a scratch.
    Not that I have experience with this kind of thing…

  5. Fenway_Nation Says:
    July 13th, 2010 at 8:42 am

    Andy Capp was unavailable for comment…

  6. Loaded Dice in Vegas Says:
    July 13th, 2010 at 10:03 am

    My wife keeps threatening me with a cast iron skillet.

    Wait until she finds out I gave them to the Salvation Army.

    I think I’m in trouble.

  7. Wyatt Earp Says:
    July 13th, 2010 at 10:37 am

    Mrs. Crankipants – Of course not!

    Fenway – I was looking for a good photo of him, but was unsuccessful.

    LDIV – Next choice? Rolling pin.

  8. Wes S. Says:
    July 13th, 2010 at 11:03 am

    Wonder if the assault came complete with the *BONK* and “tweet-tweet-tweet” sound effects…?

  9. John D Says:
    July 13th, 2010 at 11:08 am

    More proof of the dangers of fried foods. Raw veganism is healthier and safer. No one ever got a skull fracture from being hit in the head with a turnip.

  10. JT Says:
    July 13th, 2010 at 12:07 pm

    Wyatt – The Boss died.

  11. proof Says:
    July 13th, 2010 at 12:17 pm

    For some folks, marriage just doesn’t pan out!
    But imagine the skill it takes to hit a moving target in the dark!
    Probably stove in his head! Heh.

  12. Rick Says:
    July 13th, 2010 at 12:22 pm

    Now I have heard of every thing now.First it was pot heads.Now it is skillet heads.

  13. Bob G. Says:
    July 13th, 2010 at 12:26 pm

    Wyatt:
    That’s a damn shame to hear THAT…

    You could dent and ruin a PERFECTLY GOOD fry pan that way!
    (Make mine REVERE WARE)

    ;)

  14. Ingineer66 Says:
    July 13th, 2010 at 12:47 pm

    My father in law went to a medical aid a few years ago where the lady did use a cast iron pan and it the guy so hard the handle broke off the pan. Apparently Meth makes you crazy and strong.

  15. Wyatt Earp Says:
    July 13th, 2010 at 9:26 pm

    Wes S. – And the obligatory three-inch high lump.

    John D – Good point, my friend.

    JT – Already on it.

    Proof – “skill it?” *groan*

    Rick – Both are dangerously brain damaged.

    Bob G – I guess they can make deep dish pizza with that thing now.

    Ingineer66 – “Cocaine’s a helluva drug!” – Rick James

  16. bob (either orr) Says:
    July 13th, 2010 at 10:14 pm

    Nah, those folks are Pitt fans.