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Thursday, July 8th, 2010Not good. Not good at all. The accident occurred yesterday afternoon, when a barge plowed into a disabled “Duck boat.” Thankfully, police and fire rescue arrived on the scene quickly. The boat was adrift in the river after a fire. Lovely. It was full of passengers, and many of them had to jump overboard before [...]
Humpday History Highlight
Wednesday, July 7th, 2010July 7, 1900 – Warren Earp Murdered In Arizona The youngest Earp brother, however, did not share in the fame of his older brothers. Warren Earp was probably in Tombstone on the day of the famous gunfight, but for reasons that remain unclear, Warren did not join in the gunfight (the eldest Earp brother, James, [...]
Obama Gives NASA A New Mission
Wednesday, July 7th, 2010The new mission for the space agency is to coddle and stroke the ego of the Muslim world, because apparently, we will be conducting joint missions with the Somali Space Administration. What? Somalia doesn’t have space shuttles and astronauts? Then why would President Obama issue an order this insane? Better yet, why would Obama think [...]
Lisa Kelly: Ice Road Looker
Wednesday, July 7th, 2010The History Channel is one of my favorite haunts. Like the Discovery Channel, you can’t help but learn something while watching. Of course, the reality shows are pretty great, too. Take Ice Road Truckers, for example. Crazy drivers driving the big rigs on a tenuous ice road? Yeah, that’s entertainment. Lisa Kelly is one of [...]
I’m Dave Chappelle, Beyotch!
Tuesday, July 6th, 2010Remember when Dave Chappelle was funny? Well, this story is funny, but it’s not “Ha, ha” funny. A private jet carrying popular comedian Dave Chappelle had to make an emergency landing in Pittsburgh Friday night. The comedian reportedly refused to buckle his seat belt and repeatedly entered the cockpit during the flight. At one point, [...]
TSA Channels Their Inner Nazi
Tuesday, July 6th, 2010And like Seinfeld’s Soup Nazi, Homeland Security Secretary Janet Napolitano warns there will be “No Internet for you!” Especially if one of the sites you want to surf contains “controversial opinion.” “Controversial opinion.” I think that is one of those federal government buzzwords, similar in nature to “typical white person,” “bitter gun clingers,” and “undocumented [...]
Philadelphia: City Of Animals
Tuesday, July 6th, 2010Yes, come to Philadelphia, America! Come celebrate Independence Day at the birthplace of the nation! Then, walk home from the fireworks and get your ass kicked! As the crowds cleared for the night, a chaotic scene erupted on South Broad Street, near City Hall. Viewer video, obtained exclusively by Action News, shows an unruly crowd [...]
Carry My Wife. Please!
Monday, July 5th, 2010I have always been a fan of the less popular sports: lacrosse, NASCAR, and cycling, to name a few. That being said, I think these all have a much bigger following than the World Wife-Carrying Championship. Yeah, you heard me. The championships were held over the weekend, and the odds-makers were predicting a Finnish repeat. [...]
Eagles Cheerleaders’ Eco-Friendly Calendar
Monday, July 5th, 2010Gentlemen, the apocalypse is upon us. When I evaluate an NFL cheerleading team, my inevitable first question is, do they use enough recycled material in their uniforms? What better cheer squad to go green than that of the Philadelphia Eagles, who have done so in a big way. They unveiled their new calendar on Wednesday, [...]
Democrat Proposes Internet Sales Tax
Monday, July 5th, 2010Wow, new taxes proposed by Democrats? I am shocked and appalled. But please, someone tell me how the Democrats are for the “little guy” and how they really care about the middle class. They care alright. They care about all of the money we have to fork over to them every year. Hope. Change. Economy-Killing [...]
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