Archive for July, 2010
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Sunday, July 18th, 2010Yesterday, President Obama slammed the GOP in his weekly radio address, calling them the party of the rich. (Yeah, keep using that meme, Barry.) Ironic, since the day before the address, the Obamas landed in Maine for the start of their most recent vacation. A vacation that needed not one, but two jets: One for [...]
Haverhill 911!
Saturday, July 17th, 2010You probably never thought you would read about a police officer saying, “Don’t tase me, bro!” Two police officers are facing charges after an off-duty fracas outside a Massachusetts home ended with one officer using a Taser on the other. Daron Fraser lives in Raymond, N.H., and is a patrolman in Lawrence, Mass. Joshua Wallar, [...]
Taking The Bulls**t By The Horns
Saturday, July 17th, 2010Willceau sent me this, probably because she wanted me to lose my lunch. Mission accomplished! I’ll let you read the story, but while you’re reading, ponder this question. Do you think Jesse’s parents are proud of him? Do you think they brag about him to the neighbors? Or do you think Jesse has them in [...]
Don’t Let The Bed Bugs Bite
Saturday, July 17th, 2010By all means, ladies; let me bite instead! Victoria’s Secret had to close for a few hours this week after a bed bug sighting in the store on Lexington Avenue at 58th Street. The lingerie retailer released a statement on Friday saying: “As a proactive measure, we tested our Manhattan stores. When we found small, [...]
Weekend Caption Contest
Friday, July 16th, 2010Read A Book! Caption Contest (Source: AP) Caption this photo in the comments section or e-mail me your photoshop entries. The winners will be announced on Monday, July 19th. Good luck! Original Caption: First lady Michelle Obama reacts as she gets a book from Yonnie Patronis, owner of Capt. Anderson’s Restaurant during a roundtable discussion [...]
Iroquois Lacrosse Players Get The Shaft
Friday, July 16th, 2010So get this: An Iroquois lacrosse team is missing the world championships because the United States and Great Britain are having a pissing match over the team’s visas. Over visas. Never mind that Native Americans – most likely the Iroquois – invented the game; we can’t have folks traveling abroad without the proper paperwork! Unbelievable. [...]
Philadelphia Police Officer Shot
Friday, July 16th, 2010The shooting happened in my old district, in the middle of my old sector. I can tell you from experience that it is one of the worst neighborhoods in the city, and it was homicide central when I was there. To give you a better idea, my partner and I used to carry an extra [...]
Country Benefit Raises $2.2 Mil For Nashville
Thursday, July 15th, 2010You remember the Nashville floods, right? President Obama talked about it non-stop and did his best to raise awareness . . . Oh, never mind. He barely mentioned it all. I wonder why that is? The Nashville Rising benefit concert led by Faith Hill and Tim McGraw has raised over $2.2 million for flood victims [...]
Nine States Backing AZ In Immigration Suit
Thursday, July 15th, 2010Thankfully, my state (Pennsylvania) is one of the nine. It’s good to see some states stepping up to the plate and supporting Arizona against President Obama’s frivolous lawsuit. Imagine, suing a state for enforcing federal law! Then again, since the Obama administration has little concern with prosecuting crimes anymore – see also, the New Black [...]
Superman Comes To Philly
Thursday, July 15th, 2010Maybe he can use his super breath to blow all of the Democrats out of town. Meh, probably not, because the writers got almost every detail wrong on Kal El’s first trip to my hometown. In the pages of DC Comics’ latest issue of Superman, which hits stands Wednesday, the Man of Steel embarks on [...]
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