Archive for June, 2010
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Friday, June 11th, 2010Which is good, because we’ll know where to find her when the next Austin Powers film comes out. This is Donna Simpson, and she is redefining the term “attention hog.” OLD BRIDGE, New Jersey – A New Jersey woman is waging a campaign to become the world’s heaviest living woman, admitting that she is as [...]
Graduation Day!
Friday, June 11th, 2010Yesterday was my son’s last day of school. The kindergarten class is done before the other students, and they gave the kids a graduation ceremony in the parish hall. Erik – pictured here with his teacher, Mrs. Fox – couldn’t wait for this day. First, he was excited because he was chosen as one of [...]
Prince Charles: Pro-Islam Moonbat
Thursday, June 10th, 2010Seriously, does this man have any redeeming values? Prince Charles yesterday urged the world to follow Islamic ‘spiritual principles’ in order to protect the environment. In an hour-long speech, the heir to the throne argued that man’s destruction of the world was contrary to the scriptures of all religions – but particularly those of Islam. [...]
Stomp!
Thursday, June 10th, 2010By the time you read this, I may already be in excruciating pain. Let me tell you about the day I had yesterday. The missus took the Princess to the doctor’s office for a checkup and a few shots. The two oldest were in school, so it was just Kevin and I at the Earp [...]
A Good (Police) Man Is Hard To Find
Thursday, June 10th, 2010So, what’s an Ohio girl to do? Call 911 to look for one, of course! ALLIANCE, Ohio – An Ohio woman spent three days in jail for calling the 911 emergency line five times seeking a husband. The dispatcher was flabbergasted by the requests and asked Audrey Scott, of Alliance, “You need to get a [...]
Damn It
Thursday, June 10th, 2010Chicago Blackhawks 4, Philadelphia Flyers 3, Final, Overtime. Congratulations to the Blackhawks, who won their first Stanley Cup in 49 years, and congrats to a Flyers team that was never expected to get out of the first round. They have nothing to be ashamed of.
Humpday History Highlight
Wednesday, June 9th, 2010June 9, 1772 – British Vessel Gaspee Set Aflame On this day in 1772, colonists, angered by the British Parliament’s passing of the Townshend Acts restricting colonial trade, blacken their faces and board the HMS Gaspee, an armed British customs schooner that had run aground off the coast of Rhode Island. They then wounded the [...]
Toddler Drinks Beer At Phillies Game
Wednesday, June 9th, 2010People ask me all the time, “Wyatt, why don’t you root, root, root for the home team? You love the Denver Broncos, the Pittsburgh Penguins, and the New York Yankees, yet you hate the Sixers, despise the Eagles, and don’t like the Phillies. What’s the deal? The answer is simple: It’s because I don’t want [...]
Lindsay Lohan Just Doesn’t Learn
Wednesday, June 9th, 2010Will someone please set up her forced sterilization so we don’t have to deal with a stupid, drunken family! LOS ANGELES — A judge on Tuesday doubled Lindsay Lohan’s bail to $200,000 after finding the actress violated the terms of her release with an adverse report by an ankle alcohol bracelet. Los Angeles Superior Court [...]
The Justified Season Finale
Wednesday, June 9th, 2010I won’t post any spoilers, but I will post my reaction to the episode: Ho. Lee. Crap!
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