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Lady Gaga Does A Face Plant

By Wyatt Earp | June 24, 2010

TIMBERRRRR! I’m sorry, but this is easily the funniest story of the week.

For most people, a long flight means donning floppy trousers, socks and earplugs that drown out the snoring and dribbling chap next to you. But not for Lady Gaga, who emerged at Heathrow airport fresh from New York dressed in an outfit that made her look like a cyborg from a sci-fi movie.

Not for her the hardy perennial Ugg boots or trainers. Instead, the pop star had squeezed herself into a bizarre mix of thigh-high black leather chaps and platform heel-less boots.

However, to her shame, the singer – who prides herself on her cutting edge and outrageous fashions made by her very own design team, Haus of Gaga – came crashing down as she lost her balance on the ridiculous boots. Although she tried hard to steady herself, the 24-year-old star still tumbled over as it became clear these boots, designed by Noritaka Tatehana, were most certainly not made for walking.

Jackass. It’s a damned shame she didn’t fall face-first into a toilet.

Topics: Evil = Funny | 14 Comments »

14 Responses to “Lady Gaga Does A Face Plant”

  1. RT Says:
    June 24th, 2010 at 8:37 pm

    She is strange, creepy, and demented.

  2. Bitter Says:
    June 24th, 2010 at 8:59 pm

    I showed pictures of her “shoes” to Sebastian so he would stop bitching about mine.

  3. Mrs. Crankipants Says:
    June 24th, 2010 at 9:40 pm

    Clearly those shoes were designed by men, so that we can’t run away.

  4. Wyatt Earp Says:
    June 24th, 2010 at 10:03 pm

    RT – And the worst sin? She’s not the least bit attractive.

    Bitter – Wooden clogs would be a better choice than those things.

    Mrs. Crankipants – GUILTY!

  5. RT Says:
    June 24th, 2010 at 10:10 pm

    That’s why she covers her face. She’s all “alien” under those face coverings.

  6. Wyatt Earp Says:
    June 24th, 2010 at 10:12 pm

    RT – Alien features would only make her more attractive.

  7. Rick Says:
    June 24th, 2010 at 10:39 pm

    A real freak

  8. mrfixit Says:
    June 24th, 2010 at 10:43 pm

    I’ld hit it…
    but then I would have to find someplace to bury it.

    hmmm there is always that abandoned cistern behind my old work…

  9. Jon Brooks Says:
    June 25th, 2010 at 7:54 am

    There’s always that 10%.

  10. Wyatt Earp Says:
    June 25th, 2010 at 8:50 am

    Rick – With a capital “F.”

    Mrfixit – That would probably work. Either that or a really deep quarry.

    Jon – “Disturbed” 10%.

  11. metoo Says:
    June 25th, 2010 at 8:59 am

    I would have yelled “Nice trip!” and kept on walking. She seems to be a deeply troubled media whore.

  12. Wyatt Earp Says:
    June 25th, 2010 at 9:14 am

    MeToo – So am I, but at least I know I am.

  13. Ferrell Gummitt Says:
    June 25th, 2010 at 9:26 am

    I think she is really Marilyn Manson Part Deux. You never see the two of them together do you? Maybe Marilyn felt his nazi plastic, rock star, glam shit was fading fast so he/she reinvented him/herself into Lady Gaga.

    Hey, I think it has merit.

  14. Wyatt Earp Says:
    June 25th, 2010 at 9:26 pm

    Ferrell – You know what? Looking at her, I think you’re on to something.