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It’s A Bird, It’s A Plane

By Wyatt Earp | June 26, 2010

It’s a chick who

LAKEMOOR, Ill. – Police said a 30-year-old woman apparently fell out of a third-story window, landed on her parked car, and then walked into a neighbor’s house, where she fell asleep on a couch for two hours. Lakemoor Police Chief Mike Marchese said family members believe the woman woke up before dawn Thursday and fell through the screen while opening a third-floor window.

Marchese said the woman bounced off the hood of her car, walked through a neighbor’s open garage door and went into the house.

Somehow, I don’t think this woman looked as hot doing it as Tawny Kitaen did in that Whitesnake video. Just a hunch.

Topics: WTF? | 12 Comments »

12 Responses to “It’s A Bird, It’s A Plane”

  1. JT Says:
    June 26th, 2010 at 7:41 pm

    Somehow, I don’t think this woman looked as hot doing it as Tawny Kitaen did in that Whitesnake video

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    I concur.

    I bet the other woman put a much bigger dent in the hood than the Tawnster would have, if you get my drift.

  2. Jon Brooks Says:
    June 26th, 2010 at 7:50 pm

    Then upon awaking, she then jumped out of her neighbors patio window landing on their kids pedal car.

  3. Loaded Dice in Vegas Says:
    June 26th, 2010 at 9:08 pm

    Illinois……dollar for dollar one of the nuttiest places on earth.

  4. Wyatt Earp Says:
    June 26th, 2010 at 9:17 pm

    JT – Probably would have smashed the windows, too.

    Jon – And smashed that to bits.

    LDIV – Maybe Peggy West should move there?

  5. C/A Says:
    June 26th, 2010 at 9:59 pm

    Tawny…MMMMM MMMM!

  6. Wyatt Earp Says:
    June 26th, 2010 at 10:25 pm

    Captain – Damned shame she turned out to be such a train wreck.

  7. Crusty Says:
    June 26th, 2010 at 11:55 pm

    Sounds like husband explaining to wife why neighbor was lying on the sofa in the morning

  8. Fenway_Nation Says:
    June 27th, 2010 at 12:54 am

    [montage of Dr Venture explaining to a horrified and embarassed Dean Venture the birds and the bees with visual aids such as a GI Joe action figure and a clown nightlight]
    Dr. Venture: …and there she is, you can see her right there, just writhing on the hood of the car! What was David Coverdale to do?
    Dean: Break up… umm, white… lion?
    Dr. Venture: That’s Whitesnake, Dean, and yes, both Brock and I lay the blame squarely on Tawney’s hot, silky shoulders. Now let that be a lesson to you.
    Dean: About what?!
    Dr. Venture: Ah, I’m so glad we had this talk.

    Peggy West would move there, but she’s reluctant to live in any state that borders Mexico….

    /Or was that NEW Mexico?

  9. toothy Says:
    June 27th, 2010 at 12:59 am

    Somehow, I don’t think this woman looked as hot doing it as Tawny Kitaen did in that Whitesnake video.

    That is because no one looked as hot as her in that video.
    Hubba!

  10. Glenn Mark Cassel AMH1(AW) USN Ret. Says:
    June 27th, 2010 at 1:36 am

    Gotta go with toothy on this one. Especially with her knickers getting caught up between them gorgeous butt cheeks.

  11. Wyatt Earp Says:
    June 27th, 2010 at 7:49 am

    Crusty – I swear I never touched her!

    Fenway – Great, now you confused her yet again. “There’s a NEW Mexico?”

    Toothy – Truer words were never spoken.

    Glenn – It’s like heavenly floss.

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