Comments on: Weekend Caption Contest

By: Veeshir

Veeshir — Mon, 10 May 2010 17:59:08 +0000

In Highlander a hotdog vendor is talking about a newspaper article on the beheadings in NYC as the cop investigating it is eating, he asks the cops, “What does ‘baffled’ mean?” and “What does ‘incompetent’ mean?”

By: Wyatt Earp

Wyatt Earp — Mon, 10 May 2010 16:30:13 +0000

Veeshir – Sadly no. I feel much shame. I just thought the quote was hysterical.

By: Veeshir

Veeshir — Mon, 10 May 2010 16:21:53 +0000

Thanks!

I just wonder, did you get the movie reference?

By: Veeshir

Veeshir — Sun, 09 May 2010 19:46:07 +0000

Incompetent means unable to perform your job adequately.
Why do you ask?

By: RT

RT — Sun, 09 May 2010 04:58:04 +0000

Wyatt: Yeah, I like being a cop. I get to help people who find themselves in sticky sitations, because of criminals.

Girl: Really? Like, tell me about criminals.

Wyatt: Well, you see, they aren’t that smart. We are always two steps of their plans. Don’t they realize we’ve seen it all? We always know their next move.

By: kaveman

kaveman — Sat, 08 May 2010 16:52:23 +0000

Not content with the $50 grocery coupon he received at the last “gun buy-back” program, this genius initiated his own “gun take-back” program.

By: Smite A. Hippie

Smite A. Hippie — Sat, 08 May 2010 14:59:42 +0000

somebody’s going to make the obligatory Wyatt distracted by a babe comment, right?

By: AJ Lynch

AJ Lynch — Sat, 08 May 2010 14:53:42 +0000

Gay NYC cop talks fashion with a “girlfriend” and loses track of his whereabouts and his gun.

By: Smite A. Hippie

Smite A. Hippie — Sat, 08 May 2010 14:25:37 +0000

apickapocketnosepicker

By: rodney dill

rodney dill — Sat, 08 May 2010 14:01:21 +0000

“Yea… I know he’s there… I had 4 bean burritos for lunch… the perp’s goin’ down.”