Lord Jesus Christ Is Hit By A Car
By Wyatt Earp | May 8, 2010
He's okay, folks!
Witnesses claimed the victim shouted, “Jesus Christ!” after the vehicle struck him.
The victim might have forgiven the woman who ran him down in a Massachusetts crosswalk, but police haven’t.
Police say a Pittsfield woman has been cited for running down a man named Lord Jesus Christ as he crossed a street in Northampton on Tuesday.
The 50-year-old man is from Belchertown. Officers checked his ID and discovered that, indeed, his legal name is Lord Jesus Christ. He was taken to the hospital for treatment of minor facial injuries
The Lord Jesus Christ is from a place called Belchertown? I figured he would hail from Trinity, Alabama.
Topics: Snarkasm | 13 Comments »
May 8th, 2010 at 7:35 am
What is his ‘worldy’ fathers name? Is it Lord God Almighty?
Inquiring minds want to know.
May 8th, 2010 at 7:40 am
Does his brother work for the CIA and is he..The Holy Ghost?
May 8th, 2010 at 9:30 am
Immediately, this guy should have been recognized as a phoney. The real Jesus Christ dosen’t need any stinking hospitals this would have been a do it yourself project for Him.
May 8th, 2010 at 9:55 am
Why didn’t he shout ME!!!?
May 8th, 2010 at 9:57 am
He and his father visited Martin Biron once, There they sat… Father, son, and goalie host…
(rimshot)
May 8th, 2010 at 10:05 am
I thought he lived in Providence, R.I.???????
May 8th, 2010 at 11:54 am
Why bother with the hospital? Just wait three days and he ought to be as good as new…
…Save me a seat in the handbasket…
May 8th, 2010 at 12:52 pm
If he was who he says he is, he’d have seen that coming!
May 8th, 2010 at 9:32 pm
Buddy Christ. Who’s Your Buddy?!?!
May 8th, 2010 at 9:41 pm
Jon – It’s probably “Biff.”
Crusty – Aaaaand . . . I’m healed!
Rodney Dill – Okay, that was surprisingly funny.
LDIV – Or the White House.
Wes S. – Mention my name and get a good seat!
Proof – Wow, that’s a good point. You think he’d know to be somewhere else.
Randal – Thank you, George Carlin.
May 8th, 2010 at 10:33 pm
The Virgin Mary didn’t raise no dummies! Heh.
May 8th, 2010 at 11:51 pm
Proof – Heh.
May 9th, 2010 at 11:15 pm
He is a really nice man! He is my neighbor. He is known around Belchertown for wearing short mini skirts, tube tops, fish net stockings, high heals, and has dread locks down to the ground. Thank his father for him being okay!