Tito Ortiz Allegedly Beats Jenna Jameson
By Wyatt Earp | April 27, 2010
What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you already told her twice! (Kidding, kidding, don’t send hate mail.)
Mixed martial arts star Tito Ortiz was arrested Monday on charges of domestic violence at the home he shares with former adult actress Jenna Jameson, TMZ reports.
See? This is what happens when you’re swilling Bud Light all day. People who drink real beer never behave like barbarians.
The police received a 911 call at 9:53 am reporting a disturbance at the home. The website ran photos of Ortiz being led from the home in handcuffs. Jameson later left the house with her father, and told a TMZ photographer she would be pressing charges.
Good for her. Hopefully, she won’t change her mind before the hearing.
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I feel outraged about this, yet all I want to do is make jokes… This must be how it feels to be Wyatt!
Sally Anne – Welcome to my nightmare.
LOL. Real beer huh?
Money and or fame never means happiness.
She has a mind?
USAdmiral – Sorry, but I’m a Guinness snob.
Robbie – I’m giving her the benefit of the doubt because she’s hot. I’m nice that way.
Sounds like Tito and Jenna are well on their way to having their own reality TV show. Maybe they can live next door to Kate Gosselin.
thanks for the linky-love.
Off Topic: Has anybody but me noticed that newly ephipanized left wing wacko site LGF has not posted a single article on the two Heroic Navy Seals who were acquitted by court martial last week for allegedly attributing to some lumps to that cowardly, pussy terroist? Anybody but me wonder why?
Under President Bush, the Navy Seals would have been decorated.
Under the Obamination the demokratz are trying their best to screw them over.
Never date anyone you meet on Myspace.
John D – Catfight with Jenna and Kate? I’d buy that for a dollar!
Smite – You’re welcome, sir.
Watuschskie – I am proud to say I haven’t looked at Charles’ drivel for some time now. I hear he doesn’t support the troops like he used to, but that’s part of his new narrative, I suppose.
Mrs. Crankipants – Or Facebook!
Tito finally found someone that he could win a fight against. Tired of getting his ass kicked by Chuck Liddell.
Randal – Okay, that’s pretty funny, even for a Liddell fanboy.
280 pound lump-o-stupid beats up a 100 pound chick who knows more positions than I ever thought about.
He needs to get stuffed head first into the biggest latex bag they can find and paraded down Broadway as the biggest prick on the planet.
Come here Jenna, Daddy make it better.
I know I am going to feel the flames of hell nipping at my heels for this one but here goes. Even before getting beat, this girl looked like she had been rode hard and put away wet. (and no, i do not condone beating women in any circumstance)