The Funniest Headline Of The Week
By Wyatt Earp | April 9, 2010
It comes to us courtesy of TMZ: “MTV Starlet Hurts Neck in Hummer Incident.” (Insert your own jokes here.)
Taylor Terry — the 18-year old blonde stunner on MTV’s “My Life as Liz” — received injuries to her neck … and her precious Hummer H3 after a gnarly collision on a Texas highway.
Taylor tells TMZ she was driving through Fort Worth Tuesday afternoon when the car in front of her rear-ended another car … and she didn’t have enough time to stop before she came crashing in, too. According to Taylor, the Hummer received around $14,000 in damages … and she had to spend six hours in a nearby hospital for the concussion she suffered … as well as a sprained neck and bruised shins.
The moral of the story: You really have to be careful when it comes to Hummers.
Topics: Evil = Funny | 12 Comments »
April 9th, 2010 at 7:34 am
The first ‘hummer’ accident in the movies was ‘Hotel New Hampshire’ wasn’t it?
Robin Williams’s wife was in a neck cast and the guy lost his..ah..well..you know:)
April 9th, 2010 at 8:38 am
Jon – I don’t even want to think about it.
April 9th, 2010 at 9:18 am
Nice to get rear-ender and hummer in the same sentence!!
Doesn’t happen much!!
The top picture I initially thought was Jihad Jane.
April 9th, 2010 at 9:47 am
What a shame. It’s incidents like this that make women afraid of Hummers.
April 9th, 2010 at 10:14 am
I smirk every time the word “teabaggers” makes the news.
April 9th, 2010 at 10:40 am
These recent headlines have to be on purpose. I bet it is a readership thing. They are hilarious.
April 9th, 2010 at 12:16 pm
Danny – Yeah, that is a rare occurrence in the media.
John D – We need Pamela Anderson to assure women that they are still safe.
Mrs. Crankipants – As do I. It’s giggle-riffic.
USAdmiral – They are definitely an eye-catcher.
April 9th, 2010 at 9:12 pm
ROFL and a half!!!
April 9th, 2010 at 9:52 pm
I thought head bangers were the only ones that sustained neck injuries on MTV. lol
April 9th, 2010 at 10:38 pm
Robert – I giggle every time I read it.
DL474 – Lots of neck spasms during Headbanger’s Ball.
April 10th, 2010 at 1:43 am
I had to stop a Hummer once……my wife was in the next room.
April 10th, 2010 at 2:47 am
So she’s not good with hummers, eh? Damn.