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The Funniest Headline Of The Week

By Wyatt Earp | April 9, 2010

It comes to us courtesy of TMZ: “MTV Starlet Hurts Neck in Hummer Incident.” (Insert your own jokes here.)

Taylor Terry — the 18-year old blonde stunner on MTV’s “My Life as Liz” — received injuries to her neck … and her precious Hummer H3 after a gnarly collision on a Texas highway.

Taylor tells TMZ she was driving through Fort Worth Tuesday afternoon when the car in front of her rear-ended another car … and she didn’t have enough time to stop before she came crashing in, too. According to Taylor, the Hummer received around $14,000 in damages … and she had to spend six hours in a nearby hospital for the concussion she suffered … as well as a sprained neck and bruised shins.

The moral of the story: You really have to be careful when it comes to Hummers.

Topics: Evil = Funny | 12 Comments »

12 Responses to “The Funniest Headline Of The Week”

  1. Jon Brooks says:

    The first ‘hummer’ accident in the movies was ‘Hotel New Hampshire’ wasn’t it?
    Robin Williams’s wife was in a neck cast and the guy lost his..ah..well..you know:)

  2. Wyatt Earp says:

    Jon – I don’t even want to think about it.

  3. Dannytheman says:

    Nice to get rear-ender and hummer in the same sentence!!
    Doesn’t happen much!!

    The top picture I initially thought was Jihad Jane.

  4. John D says:

    What a shame. It’s incidents like this that make women afraid of Hummers.

  5. Mrs. Crankipants says:

    I smirk every time the word “teabaggers” makes the news.

  6. USAdmiral says:

    These recent headlines have to be on purpose. I bet it is a readership thing. They are hilarious.

  7. Wyatt Earp says:

    Danny – Yeah, that is a rare occurrence in the media.

    John D – We need Pamela Anderson to assure women that they are still safe.

    Mrs. Crankipants – As do I. It’s giggle-riffic.

    USAdmiral – They are definitely an eye-catcher.

  8. Robert Swick says:

    ROFL and a half!!!

  9. I thought head bangers were the only ones that sustained neck injuries on MTV. lol

  10. Wyatt Earp says:

    Robert – I giggle every time I read it.

    DL474 – Lots of neck spasms during Headbanger’s Ball.

  11. skip says:

    I had to stop a Hummer once……my wife was in the next room.

  12. So she’s not good with hummers, eh? Damn.