Archive for April, 2010
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Monday, April 12th, 2010All companies with over 50 employees must provide a breast-feeding room. That’s gonna be awesome when we get one in our police division! “Okay, you have the right to remain silent, the right to an attorney, and the right to have an infant suckle at your teat.” Nursing mothers will now get additional support, thanks [...]
Amber Heard: Gun-Lovin’ Hottie
Monday, April 12th, 2010Hollywood actresses are usually uptight, anti-gun types. Apparently, the lovely Amber Heard didn’t get the memo. I’m a good shot and I love guns – I own several. I don’t have children in the house, so I sleep with my gun in a place that’s close enough that if I needed to protect myself, I [...]
The Fastest Game On Two Feet
Sunday, April 11th, 2010Kyle’s lacrosse team played its first two games of the season yesterday. Unfortunately, I had to protect the city, so I missed it. The missus was there with her new digital camera, though, and captured some of the action. The photo above is Kyle (right) and his friend and soccer teammate Billy (left). This is [...]
Karzai From The Heat
Sunday, April 11th, 2010This week, Afghan President Hamid Karzai finally snapped. Maybe it is the constant harassment by the Taliban and the Obama administration. Maybe it the the charges of corruption levied against his regime. Maybe it is his goofy hat. Either way, the president is starting to crack, and that is not good news for anyone in [...]
Man Almost Killed By Anne Of Cleaves
Sunday, April 11th, 2010Guys, if you like boobies as much as I do, pay attention to this story. It may save your life. BUSTY Claire Smedley’s boyfriend nearly DIED when she suffocated him with her enormous boobs during sex. The mum-of-three, who has 40LL breasts, panicked when she lifted them up to find her lover Steven had stopped [...]
I Want To Believe
Saturday, April 10th, 2010If you do, you’re not alone, since 20 percent of the people on the planet are wearing tin-foil hats – and they believe aliens live among us. Aliens exist and they live in our midst disguised as humans — at least, that’s what 20 percent of people polled in a global survey believe. The Reuters [...]
Love Hurts
Saturday, April 10th, 2010Especially if the gal you spent your high school years pursuing gets a restraining order against you. But enough about me . . . there is a new Monkey and Bird to be viewed! Monkey and Bird is featured on CO2 Comics and is locally written and illustrated. Who knew there were talented people in [...]
Mischa Barton Is Fat?
Saturday, April 10th, 2010Judging by her photos, I’m guessing Barton’s ex-boyfriend meant “phat.” Otherwise, his comment will launch millions of women into an eating disorder. Oily-skinned oil heir Brandon Davis, famous for coining the term “firecrotch,” said his ex-girlfriend Mischa Barton is one of the “fattest people in the planet.” Davis ran into Barton at the Nylon party [...]
Weekend Caption Contest
Friday, April 9th, 2010Bore-ders Book Review Caption Contest (Source: Reuters) Caption this photo in the comments section, or e-mail me your photoshop entries. The winners will be announced on Monday, April 12th. Good luck! Original Caption: Malia Obama (L) yawns as she listens to her mother U.S. first lady Michelle Obama read a Dr. Seuss book at the [...]
Meet The Bloggers
Friday, April 9th, 2010Are you searching for some meaning in your otherwise humdrum life? Have you ever wanted a look inside the fast-paced, high-profile world of mediocre blogging? Do you live in the Philadelphia area? If you answered “Yes!” to any of those questions, do we have an event for you! Okay, before I really oversell this, I [...]
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