Archive for April, 2010
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Thursday, April 15th, 2010So, if you haven’t filed yet, I suggest you hire a smoking hot accountant. You know like Scarlett Johansson (above) or Stacy Keibler (below). If you have filed, join me in sitting on an inflatable doughnut. It always hurts after the government screws ya. In the interest of fairness, there’s a tax man for the [...]
Suspect Assaults Man With Python
Wednesday, April 14th, 2010You know there’s something wrong me when my first thought was, “How did he get it out of his pants so quickly?” Meet Tony Smith. He has a thing for his pet snake. He also has a thing for striking people with said snake, especially when he thinks someone is playing his music too loud. [...]
Humpday History Highlight
Wednesday, April 14th, 2010April 14th is an important date in history. Abraham Lincoln was shot on this day in 1865. The Titanic struck an iceberg in 1912. The Soviets withdrew from Afghanistan in 1988. As usual, I’ve decided to go with the lesser-known story. April 14, 1918 – U.S. Fliers Enter First Dogfight On Western Front Six days [...]
Miracle On The Delaware
Wednesday, April 14th, 2010My Uncle Ray sent me this, and if you live anywhere near Philadelphia, you should take a gander for two reasons. First, because the footage (from 1955) is simply amazing. Second, because the audio is a laugh riot, considering no one expected Philadelphia (and Camden, New Jersey) to fall so far in 55 years. The [...]
The Official WyattPalooza Post
Wednesday, April 14th, 2010Okay, as most of you know, I had to change the date because I am a moron who cannot walk and chew gum at the same time. So, after working out the details with Captain America, the final, set-in-stone particulars of the blog meet are listed in the awesome graphic above. (You can click here [...]
Pr0n Magazine For The Blind Released
Tuesday, April 13th, 2010Embattled New York Governor David Paterson has already snared a subscription. He plans to run his fingers through a copy. A pornographic magazine for the blind has been launched – complete with explicit text and raised pictures of naked men and women. The book, the brainchild of Lisa Murphy and called Tactile Minds, is designed [...]
Budget Crisis Stalls LAPD Detectives
Tuesday, April 13th, 2010Eh, this isn’t that big of a deal. I mean it’s not like the department is forcing detectives to take extra days off. Oh, they are? Well, it’s not like these furloughs will be applied to the Homicide Division. Oh, they are? Holy crap! I guess the homicide victims will have to solve their own [...]
Woman Wins “Village Idiot” Title
Tuesday, April 13th, 2010Dammit, I was in the running for that! A woman whose hair caught fire when her hairspray-coated follicles ignited as she lit a cigarette is now a southern Indiana town’s reigning “Village Idiot.” Dani Hamm earned the honorary title this month by getting the most votes from regulars at the Story Inn, a restaurant and [...]
Accidental Babe-age
Tuesday, April 13th, 2010So, I went upstairs to retrieve the laptop on Sunday night, and the missus was watching Army Wives on Lifetime. Normally, I make a face and walk on by, but not this time. Because who did I see on the screen? No less than one of my all-time favorite babes, Catherine Bell! Oh. Freakin’. Yeah! [...]
A Wyattpalooza Feeler Post
Monday, April 12th, 2010Heh, heh, “feeler.” Okay, after tense negotiations, Captain America and I are at a blog meet impasse. Here is what we do know right now. The blog meet will happen on Saturday, May 1st at 3pm. What is still up in the air is the location. I wanted to snatch Bitter and Sebastian’s previous location [...]
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