Archive for April, 2010
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Sunday, April 18th, 2010The current economy is taking its toll on everyone. Just the other day, I had to limit myself to two Faberge eggs instead of my usual three. Some people, like the folks in Oregon’s Klamath County School District, have it worse. They are slashing like a modern-day Sweeney Todd. This budgetary brouhaha is the subject [...]
The Most Amazing Soccer Goal Of 2010
Sunday, April 18th, 2010And it’s only April. Whether you’re a fan of soccer or not – I am – you have to admire this piece of fantastic footwork put on by Inter Milan’s Douglas Maicon. Inter Milan defender Maicon spectacularly broke a 0-0 deadlock in the 75th minute of Friday’s Derby d’Italia against Juventus with a superb display [...]
Caliente’ Actress In Sham Marriage?
Saturday, April 17th, 2010Remember those stories about illegal immigrants marrying an American in order to be granted citizenship? That just happens in the movies, right? Eh, not so much. Apparently, it happens all the time, even to famous Mexican soap opera stars like Fernanda Romero. (I love those soap operas. Even though my Spanish is brutal, every chick [...]
Mississippi Salutes A Fallen Hero
Saturday, April 17th, 2010There is just something different about the South. Lord knows they are maligned in jokes and stories, but no amount of insults can change the fact that the region is chock full of good and decent people. And while many towns welcome their fallen soldiers, Petal and Hattiesburg, Mississippi went a step further. Doghouse sent [...]
Food Fight!
Saturday, April 17th, 2010Say what you want about New Jersey schools, but the lunch ladies at Atlantic City High School get an “A” for effort. Students at New Jersey’s Atlantic City High School have learned not to mess with the lunch ladies. Cafeteria workers served only cheese sandwiches Wednesday and Thursday as punishment for a food fight. School [...]
Weekend Caption Contest
Friday, April 16th, 2010Breast Or Bottle Feeding? Caption Contest (Source: Break.com) Caption this photo in the comments section, or e-mail me your photoshop entries. The winners will be announced on Monday, April 19th. Good luck! Other Current Contests: Blogs4Bauer Family Security Matters Military Times Rodney Dill RT The Jawa Report V the K Wizbang Top Five Entries: 5. [...]
Matthew Clemmens: Scumbag
Friday, April 16th, 2010Cherry Hill resident – and obvious fat bastard – Matthew Clemmens just put the notorious Philadelphia fans to shame. While sports fans in this town are unruly, thuggish drunks, most of them wouldn’t do what this piece of garbage did on Wednesday night. The short version is that he and his jackass friend got sloppy [...]
Hef: Kate Gosselin Not Playboy Material
Friday, April 16th, 2010Gee Hef, ya think? Ashley Dupre? Sure. Kelly Bensimon? Why not. Kate Gosselin? Never! That’s what Playboy founder and editor Hugh Hefner said when asked if he would like to see the “Dancing With the Stars” star on the cover of his magazine. “I don’t think she’s a celebrity,” he explained. And Kelly Bensimon is? [...]
Running To A Clean Bill Of Health
Thursday, April 15th, 2010Okay, I’ll never be as skinny as I was in high school (5’8″ – 130 pounds) but some of my other issues have been rectified. At least temporarily. Today I had twin appointments, and both saw pretty good outcomes. First, I had to travel to the foot doctor for a follow-up. Yes, I know I [...]
Army “Birther” To Be Court-Martialed
Thursday, April 15th, 2010Good. Personally, I have little time for “birthers.” There are plenty of things you can criticize President Obama about other than his place of birth. Substantial things, like the struggling economy, ObamaCare, and his unbridled arrogance to name a few. Disobeying an order because you think the president was born outside the United States? Not [...]
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