Archive for April, 2010
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Wednesday, April 21st, 2010Well, she’s a redhead, so she should be expecting me to leer at her. ISLA Fisher might pregnant! The Confessions of a Shopaholic actress — who recently married fiance Sacha Baron Cohen — fueled speculation she’s pregnant with her second child after she was photographed in West Hollywood with a baby bump. Strangely enough, when [...]
Humpday History Highlight
Wednesday, April 21st, 2010The subject of today’s highlight is the legendary Manfred von Richthofen, also known as The Red Baron. He is credited with 80 air victories during the First World War, and dominated the skies over France. Stories like these are why I started posting the HHH a few years ago. Enjoy! April 21, 1918 – The [...]
A Very Titillating Story
Tuesday, April 20th, 2010In keeping with today’s theme of Criminal Day, I give you this story from Venezuela: home of the cosmetic surgery gangs. Yeah, you heard me. Venezuelan police have arrested a man and woman accused of impersonating plastic surgeons and providing women with silicone breast and buttock implants from an illegal clinic in an apartment. Cosmetic [...]
SVU Sergeant Arrested For Sexual Assault
Tuesday, April 20th, 2010Apparently it’s criminal day here at SYLG. First we had a drunken scumbag college student assaulting a police officer. Now, we have a former sergeant of the Bensalem Special Victims Division accused of sexually assaulting a 23-year old woman inside the township’s Rescue Squad building. What. The. Frak? Michael Marren, former Sergeant of the Special [...]
Idiot Gives Police The Old College Try
Tuesday, April 20th, 2010Meet Cole Becker. He is a student at Arizona State University (Go Sun Devils!) who is majoring in sucker punching police officers. An 18-year-old ASU student was arrested over the weekend after he allegedly assaulted some police officers who suspected he was under the influence. About 2:30 a.m. Sunday, ASU police officers working an undercover [...]
What A Bunch Of Bullsh*t
Monday, April 19th, 2010Atlantic City, that hotbed of Country/Western culture, is promoting their acquisition of a mechanical bull. I realize the bull is for Bally’s Wild Wild West casino, but this warranted a full press release? The next thing you know, South Central Los Angeles will christen its first rodeo show. Of course, since A.C. is only an [...]
Christina Hendricks: World’s Hottest Woman
Monday, April 19th, 2010I knew she was the world’s hottest woman for a while. Now she has the numbers to prove it – and the vote wasn’t even close. The curvy redhead that steals hearts on AMC’s award-winning drama ‘Mad Men’ is now stealing top honors at Esquire magazine — Christina Hendricks will appear on the cover of [...]
Sharpton: Obama’s Link To The Streets?
Monday, April 19th, 2010See? There is no reason to be concerned about President Obama’s decision-making. Al Sharpton is in da house! The Rev. Al Sharpton is a “lightning rod” for President Barack Obama on inner city streets, Obama’s former Harvard mentor and friend said Saturday at a forum in Harlem. But Sharpton, who led the event, told The [...]
Coming Soon: Funderpants!
Sunday, April 18th, 2010Are you a disgusting fat-body whose idea of exercise is surfing the web? Do you consider caramel one of the five basic food groups? Has it been more than ten years since you have seen your penis? If you answered “Yes!” to any of these questions, we have the underwear for you: Businessmen who vowed [...]
How I Spent My Weekend
Sunday, April 18th, 2010This is the first of four weekends off for me. They’re special because with my work schedule, they only come around three times a year. Normally, I would spend my days off sleeping all day and walking around nekkid, but I have kids, so those days are gone forever. Instead, the missus and I spent [...]
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