Archive for April, 2010
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Saturday, April 24th, 2010Apparently, there has been a battle between the plus-sized women’s clothing company and network execs at Fox and ABC. LB claimed that the resistance was a shot at plus-sized women. Natch, Fox and ABC denied the accusation. Personally, I see nothing wrong with the ad. Lane Bryant’s controversial new lingerie ad has been given an [...]
Weekend Caption Contest
Friday, April 23rd, 2010Springtime For Hezbollah Caption Contest (Source: AFP) Caption this photo in the comments section, or e-mail me your photoshop entries. The winners will be announced on Monday, April 26th. Good luck! Original Caption: Hezbollah fighters parade during a ceremony in the southern suburbs of Beirut in 2009. The United States said Wednesday it considered “all [...]
Police Barred From “Nightstick” Enlargement
Friday, April 23rd, 2010Oh, well that’s just great! I guess I have to cancel my appointment now. JAKARTA – Forget about getting a job as a police officer in Indonesia’s Papua if you have had your penis enlarged. You won’t get it, according to local media reports citing the Papua police chief. An applicant “will be asked whether [...]
Heather Locklear: Lousy Drunk
Friday, April 23rd, 2010Apparently, this broad makes Barney Gumble look like a teetotaler. Heather Locklear was arrested for hit-and-run last Saturday, TMZ has learned. Law enforcement sources tell TMZ at around 4 AM, someone heard a crash near North Ranch Country Club in Westlake Village, CA. The person who heard the crash didn’t call the Ventura County Sheriff’s [...]
Granny Get Your Gun
Thursday, April 22nd, 2010Note to criminals: A lot of people have guns these days. Even octogenarians. An elderly Des Moines woman used a handgun to ward off a man who bashed in the front door of her home. Beatrice Turner said the man pounded on her door early Tuesday. Despite being told he had the wrong house, the [...]
Guys, Get Your Girl A Wii Fit
Thursday, April 22nd, 2010Mrs. Crankipants sent me this article, and when I stopped laughing, I had to espouse upon it. The short version is that an English woman suffered some, uh, unique side effects after using the Wii Fit. Side effects that would make most men run out to the store and buy one. This probably isn’t the [...]
OK Corral Coroner’s Inquest Found
Thursday, April 22nd, 2010How freakin’ awesome is this? A missing handwritten transcript from a coroner’s inquest done after the legendary gunfight at the OK Corral has resurfaced in a dusty box more than 125 years after the most famous shootout in Wild West history. The document resurfaced when court clerks stumbled on the box while reorganizing files in [...]
Happy Birthday Wyatt!
Thursday, April 22nd, 2010Hey, Code Monkey here. I guess Wyatt wasn’t into making a big deal about his birthday this year. Maybe some years you just want other people make it a big deal for you. Or you change your passwords once in a while so other people can’t hijack your blog to convey birthday wishes for all [...]
The Most Justified Police Shooting . . Evah!
Wednesday, April 21st, 2010Robbie from Just a Normal Chick – amongst other great folks – sent me this video. It is reason #9,097 why I love my job. Sometimes, we actually get the toads: Dashboard video from a January traffic stop in Hamilton that ended in gunfire. A jury ruled on April 13, 2010 that Hamilton Police Officer [...]
Chris Christie: Getting Things Done
Wednesday, April 21st, 2010If you live in New Jersey, you should drop to your knees and thank God that Chris Christie is your governor, not matter what your party affiliation. He promised to get the state’s out-of-control budget in order – by any means necessary – and he’s doing just that . . . despite the opposition from [...]
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