Mischa Barton Is Fat?
By Wyatt Earp | April 10, 2010
Judging by her photos, I’m guessing Barton’s ex-boyfriend meant “phat.” Otherwise, his comment will launch millions of women into an eating disorder.
Oily-skinned oil heir Brandon Davis, famous for coining the term “firecrotch,” said his ex-girlfriend Mischa Barton is one of the “fattest people in the planet.” Davis ran into Barton at the Nylon party in Los Angeles Wednesday, and he decided to take to Twitter to voice his thoughts.
I’ve been called “Firecrotch,” too, but that’s because of the burning sensation.
“Omg. Just realized my ex turned into 1 of the fattest people in the planet. I’m gonna start dating plus size models. Not! Mischa the Hefer.”
Oh Brandon, please check your facts. Mischa’s not fat . . . she’s batsh*t crazy.
Topics: Babes | 6 Comments »
April 10th, 2010 at 9:17 am
Um… “fat” vs. bats**t crazy… Lemme see… Ah, I’ll take fat any day… that’s curable, bats**t crazy isn’t!
April 10th, 2010 at 9:28 am
Old NFO – Yeah, you can’t put crazy on a treadmill.
April 10th, 2010 at 12:18 pm
Wyatt: Fat? It’s hard to say from just one picture! Besides, as they used to say at the FFA:
April 10th, 2010 at 3:01 pm
Proof – Unless the chick really ballooned up, I’m not buying the fat angle.
April 11th, 2010 at 3:49 am
Beat me. Hurt me. Make me write bad checks and give me a spanking!
April 11th, 2010 at 11:33 am
Glenn – Most banks will forgive a bad check if it is brought upon by a beautiful woman.