Matthew Clemmens: Scumbag
By Wyatt Earp | April 16, 2010
Cherry Hill resident – and obvious fat bastard – Matthew Clemmens just put the notorious Philadelphia fans to shame. While sports fans in this town are unruly, thuggish drunks, most of them wouldn’t do what this piece of garbage did on Wednesday night.
The short version is that he and his jackass friend got sloppy drunk, verbally abused two young girls, then cursed, spat, and spilled beer on other fans. Clemmens then intentionally threw up on an 11-year old girl.
Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son.
Philadelphia Police said Matthew R. Clemens, 21, of the unit block of Hassemer Avenue [in Cherry Hill, New Jersey], was charged with simple assault, reckless endangerment, harassment, disorderly conduct and related offenses. Clemmens was held on $36,000 bail on three complaints containing 15 counts of the different offenses.
Clemmens and a friend were sitting behind Easton Police Capt. Michael Vangelo and his two daughters, officials said. The pair were rowdy – cursing, spitting and spilling beer, police said.
When Vangelo complained to an usher, Clemmens’ friend was escorted out the stadium, police said. That did not stop Clemmens, police said. He kept it up and then announced he was going to throw up. Vangelo told police he turned to see Clemmens with his fingers down his throat before vomiting on the 11-year-old.
Clemmens then punched Vangelo in the side of the head, prompting two witnesses, including an Easton police lieutenant, to jump in to restrain Clemmens, officials said. One of the witnesses punched Clemmens in the face before he gave up the struggle, police said.
In a perfect world, Clemmens would be chemically castrated so as to not pollute the gene pool with his white trash demon seed.
Topics: The Job | 15 Comments »
1. When I first saw the picture, I thought he was a girl.
2. He is disgusting.
3. Hopefully, that family will be able to enjoy a game again without all of that nastiness.
I’m convinced that some people go to the games of the various sports teams and see it as an excuse to drink and act like loggerheads. Stupid idiots. He’s lucky he only got one black eye.
Looks like he fell down the stairs. Maybe he’ll fall down a couple more flights before this is over.
he is lucky to be breathing
In a perfect world, he would be chemically castrated???
Perfection must be another one of those “eye of the beholder” things!
I was sickened when I read this in my local paper. Captain Vangelo is a stand up guy.
Apparently the Phillies have offered him and his family to a game, dinner and to watch batting practice from the field.
Here’s the two articles:
http://www.lehighvalleylive.com/easton/index.ssf/2010/04/police_capt_michael_vangelo_re.html
http://www.lehighvalleylive.com/easton/index.ssf/2010/04/phillies_offer_to_treat_vangel.html
RT – Definitely a window-licker when he was growing up.
Marvin – It would have been great if the girl kicked him in the Jimmies afterward.
Rick – No question. Especially in this town.
Proof – Okay, maybe we can get the band castrator. Or have a mule bite them off.
Axeman – Say what you want about the Phils, but their management is definitely fan-friendly. Good for them to offer that to the family.
The Capt and the LT showed an incredible amount of restraint. Perfect world? That Clemmens turd would still be in a coma with no hope of recovery.
Trash. Pure and simple.
I’ll bet his mother is very proud.
You’d think if he could induce vomiting so easily he’d do it more often. Swimsuit season is right around the corner.
Dirtbag.
Ordinarily I’m opposed to excessive use of force by the police…but after what Clemmens did to Capt. Vangelo’s daughter, I’d think the good captain is owed at least a full minute’s worth of quality “stick time” alone with the subject.
Kudos to the witness who gave Clemmens the black eye. Had I been there – and not involved in restraining the creep – I’d probably have been shouting “Taze him, Bro! Taze him!”
Jason – Absolute piece of detritus. And I agree on the restraint. A lot of cops (me) would have beat the guy senseless.
John D – I wonder if she can about him in his 62nd trimester?
Mrs. Crankipants – That’s what I have been doing to fight into my WyattPalooza stretch pants.
Wes S. – I am usually very non-confrontational, but if someone did that to one of my kids, it would be Go Time!
This just gets better all the time.
Mrs. Crankipants – Good seats still available!
“You got a real purdy mouth….now squeal like a pig!”
-Clemmens’ cellmate
Wall to Wall Counselling, as my old first sergeant would say.