Take Two Aspirin And Call Me In Six Months
By Wyatt Earp | March 28, 2010
Well, ObamaCare passed, much to half of the country’s chagrin. If you are a liberal, this is probably good news, because “the government” is going to cover all of your cradle-to-the-grave needs. If you are a conservative, this is probably bad news, because someone is going to have to pay for all of this nonsense. It won’t be “the government.” It will be the taxpayers.
This legislative abortion – pun intended – is the subject of this week’s Family Security Matters article. Here’s a sample:
(Cue public service announcement.)
Are you trapped in a lousy, dead end job? Do you call 911 for a nosebleed, or go to the emergency room for a hangnail? Are you a card-carrying member of the Entitlement Generation? If you answered, “Yes!” to any one of these questions, then government health care is the health plan for you! With government-run health care, all of your prayers are answered. Our comprehensive plan will insure you regardless of pre-existing conditions, so if you come into our office with multiple bullet wounds, fear not: you’re now covered! We will also give you blanket coverage for everything from the sniffles to cancer. (Those lucky patients with the sniffles and cancer will see their deductible eliminated!) If you stub your toe on the way to the Welfare Office, an Obambulance will be there, stat! Besides, those rich doctors can afford to work longer hours for lesser pay.
You can read the rest of the mind-numbing goodness by clicking here.
Topics: FSM | 8 Comments »
March 28th, 2010 at 2:06 pm
Most.transparent.idiocy.ever
March 28th, 2010 at 3:33 pm
And in Maine, a new tax on clowns and comedians is being considered to help pay for this obamanation. I kid you not. Unless I was reading an Onion article and didn’t know it:) LOL
March 28th, 2010 at 3:47 pm
Rodney Dill – Like rubbing a donut on wax paper. See right through it.
Jon – So does that mean Collins and Snowe will have to pay up?
March 28th, 2010 at 6:18 pm
“…since they will be government employees, there is little to no screening process.”
Just like CTU!
March 28th, 2010 at 8:18 pm
So does this mean I can sign up for plastic surgery and it will be paid for? Woo hoo!
March 29th, 2010 at 12:07 am
John D – Exactly, and we know what’s happening to them – cancellation.
Deanna – Yep! I can finally get that Kirk Douglas chin I’ve always wanted!
March 29th, 2010 at 11:12 am
“If you stub your toe on the way to the Welfare Office, an Obambulance will be there, stat! ”
Is stat short for statists?
March 29th, 2010 at 11:56 am
Toothy – In this administration? Probably.