Archive for March, 2010
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Thursday, March 11th, 2010NO SALT FOR YOU! This story has me really bent. I adore salt. I put in on almost everything, even though almost every food is chock full of it. And now some jackass politician wants to take it away because he thinks its use is harmful to me? Screw you, pal! Protein Wisdom has the [...]
Hate Mail O’ The Week
Thursday, March 11th, 2010This week’s hate mail comes to us from the lovely and talented “BPC Student,” who apparently has some real anger issues. As with most of my hate mail, this mental giant commented on this story, which was originally posted on June 26, 2009! Way to stay current. Here is Einstein’s complete e-mail, unedited for your [...]
New Jersey Police Arrest Mary Pot-tins
Thursday, March 11th, 2010A New Jersey police officer has been given credit with uncovering the largest marijuana operation in the state’s history. Actually, most of the credit should be given to the officer’s nose. He smelled the burning weed while patrolling the neighborhood, and when you read how these morons were burning it, you’re head will probably explode. [...]
Tales Of The Six-Year Old
Thursday, March 11th, 2010My six-year old son brought home his first note from school on Monday. Was he terminated with extreme prejudice? No, it wasn’t that kind of note. Allow me to explain. I picked Erik up from school on Monday afternoon and after exchanging hugs he jumped into the car. We drove to the other side of [...]
Siberian Policeman Eats Bribe
Wednesday, March 10th, 2010I know what you’re thinking: The bribe had to be candy, beets, or a fine, corn-fed hog, right? Eh, not so much. Apparently, this knucklehead took a cash bribe from a motorist, then ate the payola when he was confronted by investigators. Hey, what’s the worst they can do to the guy? He’s already patrolling [...]
Humpday History Highlight
Wednesday, March 10th, 2010None of the This Day in History stories caught my eye, so I figured I would celebrate two celebrity birthdays instead. First up, Mad Men’s Jon Hamm: Jonathan Daniel “Jon” Hamm was born on March 10, 1971 in St. Louis, Missouri to Deborah and Dan Hamm. His parents divorced when he was two years old, [...]
Local Woman Indicted On Terror Charges
Wednesday, March 10th, 2010It’s about time someone put Philadelphia’s name on the terrorist scumbag map! Colleen LaRose, an American who lives in Montgomery County, just outside of Philly – has been indicted on federal terrorism charges. If convicted, and we all hope she is, she faces life in prison and a $1 million fine. Simply put, LaRose is [...]
The Newest Iron Man 2 Trailer
Wednesday, March 10th, 2010Updated with 50% more giggity! Enjoy. Oh yeah, I’ll be there. Of course, seeing Scarlett Johansson in a tight, black leather outfit helps matters, too.
Lindsay Lohan: Delusional Idiot
Tuesday, March 9th, 2010Get this: the actress/moron is suing E-Trade because she thinks the baby in the “Milkaholic” commercial is modeled after her. Seriously. The commercial features a baby named Lindsay — who in the spot, is accused of being the “other woman” in a baby love triangle. Lohan has filed a lawsuit in Nassau County Supreme Court [...]
The Last Wonderful Time Of The Year
Tuesday, March 9th, 2010Today is a bittersweet day for me, because it is the start of my final season as a high school lacrosse coach. I liken it to a forced retirement because after 84 years, the Archdiocese of Philadelphia has decided to close our school, Northeast Catholic. I am fairly certain that I could find another coaching [...]
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