Archive for March, 2010
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Sunday, March 14th, 2010I have to admit that I laughed at this story until I realized that this is probably how the wife is going to take me out. And after posting so many babe pics, who can blame her? Guys, if you are having marital problems, it might not be a good idea to be near the [...]
The Big Apple: Rotten To The Core
Sunday, March 14th, 2010It’s not a good time to be a politician in New York. The state is on the verge of bankruptcy, the senate is in shambles, and the governor is juggling more scandals than Lindsay Lohan. At this point, the only people who would want to run for office there are angry loners, the clinically insane, [...]
Some Sunday Morning Fluff
Sunday, March 14th, 2010This just in: Uber-hot actress Jennifer Love Hewitt and douchey “comedian” Jamie Kennedy have split. Shocka! They were television’s most unlikely couple. Now, they are officially splitsville. After rumors of discord, Jennifer Love Hewitt and Jamie Kennedy have confirmed they have broken up, People.com reports. No other details of the split were given. The two [...]
Getting Their Kicks
Saturday, March 13th, 2010Kyle’s indoor soccer season was supposed to wrap up on Thursday. If his team lost the game against Parkwood, they would be eliminated from playoff contention. They tied, 1-1. Last night, we found out that the tie was good enough to keep our chances alive. If Roxborough lost against Port Richmond at noon today, Kyle’s [...]
ObamaCare Vote Scheduled For Next Week
Saturday, March 13th, 2010Congratulations, Obama voters! Your decision to elect this man has brought us to this: a disastrous, economy-destroying health care bill that no one wants, but will be forced down our throats by the Democrat “leadership.” What’s worse is that the Democrats are trying to pass the bill in an underhanded, unconstitutional way. RedState has the [...]
Fired Philly Police Officers Reinstated
Saturday, March 13th, 2010Eight of my fellow officers who were fired or disciplined over a videotaped arrest will get their jobs back or their punishments lessened. BOOSH! And/or Ka-ow! Eight police officers who were fired or disciplined in May 2008 after a television news helicopter captured them beating three shooting suspects are getting their jobs back or having [...]
Weekend Caption Contest
Friday, March 12th, 2010Boy Wonder Caption Contest (Source: AP) Submit your original caption for this photo in the comments section, or e-mail me your photoshop entries. The winners will be announced on Monday. March, 15th. Good luck! Original Caption: Carlos, a 7-year-old boy who called 911 during a home invasion robbery as armed robbers threatened his parents poses [...]
Philadelphia Finds Money In Sofa Cushions
Friday, March 12th, 2010My town is in the middle of a financial crisis that makes the country’s recession look like an economic boom. At last count, we were $2 million in the hole, and the mayor (in his infinite idiocy) is taxing soda and trying to charge for trash pickup – a service that should be covered by [...]
Study: Men “Outsex” Women
Friday, March 12th, 2010To quote Sterling Archer: “Duh, and/or hello!” This is yet another pointless survey that spends buckets of money proving the obvious. Women may live longer, but dudes pack more sex into their shorter lives and they remain randy until much later in life, according to a new University of Chicago study published in the British [...]
Nicole Kidman Is Afraid Of . . .
Friday, March 12th, 2010Yeah, you’re never going to believe it. The entertainment section of FOXNews posted this photo array of stars and their phobias. Guess what the ex-Mrs. Tom Cruise is afraid of? OK, Nic. We get Johnny’s fear of clowns… but butterflies? “It’s so bizarre,” the actress told ‘InStyle’ magazine of her fear of the fluttery insects. [...]
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