Archive for March, 2010
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Saturday, March 20th, 2010Normally I like Jesse. I watched “Monster Garage” all the time. Sure, he’s a slacker tool, but he seemed like a decent sort, especially after he married Sandra Bullock. Unfortunately though, it seems you can take the guy out of the trash but not the trash out of the guy: Sandra Bullock found out about [...]
Weekend Caption Contest
Friday, March 19th, 2010The Evil Red Caption Contest (Source: Break.com) Submit your original caption for this picture in the comments section, or e-mail me your photoshop entries. The winners will be announced on Monday, March 22nd. Good luck! Other Current Contests: Blogs4Bauer Family Security Matters Military Times Rodney Dill RT Wizbang Top Six Entries: 6. “It’s the Heat [...]
Topless Gardener Stops Traffic
Friday, March 19th, 2010A Colorado woman apparently needs to be unencumbered when pruning her azaleas. Really unencumbered. BOULDER, Colo. – A nudist in Boulder who was threatened with eviction last spring for gardening outside wearing only pasties and a thong has caused another stir by gardening topless. At least four callers told police 52-year-old Catharine Pierce was in [...]
Still More ObamaCare Bribes
Friday, March 19th, 2010In the 2008 Presidential Election, 52% of the electorate voted for Barack Obama. Many voted for him because he is African-American. Many voted for him because he promised “change.” Many voted for him because they believed he would end “politics as usual in Washington.” How is that working out for ya, Obama voters? Politics as [...]
My TiVo Has A New Task
Friday, March 19th, 2010And that task is to continue taping “Justified.” The FX drama stars Timothy Olyphant (left) as Raylan Givens, a U.S. Marshal reassigned to his hometown in rural Kentucky. Raylan is one of those silent angry types who usually get on the nerves of their superiors. Givens was transferred from Miami to Kentucky after shooting a [...]
A Program Mixup Of DD Proportions
Thursday, March 18th, 2010Why can’t something like this happen when I’m watching TV? Young viewers of children’s television programs in North Carolina got a glimpse of something far more risque than their favorite cartoons, when a cable glitch broadcast two hours of the Playboy channel. “Due to a technical malfunction, some adult programs had been diverted on children’s [...]
Vice-President Joe Biden: Moron
Thursday, March 18th, 2010You know that elderly drunken uncle that attends all of the family gatherings? The guy who embarrasses everyone around him when he says exactly what is on his mind? The guy without an internal edit button? He is the person most responsible for all of the Christmas cringes and Festivus face-palms that make normal people [...]
The Luck O’ The Irish
Thursday, March 18th, 2010In this story, it benefits the cops and not the crooks. Read on: Two suspects shot dead in a St. Patrick’s Day bank robbery in Gallatin remained unidentified as of Wednesday evening. The two white male suspects, one of whom was dressed as a leprechaun, led a chase from the bank, disabled a patrol car [...]
(Black) People Of Walmart
Wednesday, March 17th, 2010A South Jersey Walmart store is in hot water today after someone made an insensitive announcement over the store’s PA system. The store management later apologized for the comments. Of course, anyone could have made the announcement, since there are store phones every ten feet, but the Philly media seems content to blame Walmart management: [...]
Ashley Dupre’s Hot Playboy Shoot
Wednesday, March 17th, 2010How hot is professional whore Ashley Dupre? She’s smoking hot! The call girl who brought down New York governor Elliot Spitzer, almost pulled a Michael Jackson during her photo shoot for an eight-page spread in Playboy magazine. While lying nude on the ground surrounded by candles, her hair caught fire, the New York Post reported [...]
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