Archive for March, 2010
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Thursday, March 25th, 2010In fairness, after dealing with a bunch of 7-year old surfer bastards all day, I would need a few drinks, too. Just sayin’. THERMAL, Calif. – A Southern California school teacher has been arrested for allegedly teaching while drunk. Toro Canyon Middle School teacher Tonya Neff was taken to the Indio jail Tuesday afternoon and [...]
U.S. Softens Iranian Sanction Plan
Thursday, March 25th, 2010So let me see if I have this right. The Obama administration threatens and humiliates Israel – a longtime ally – for building homes in their own country. At the same time, they are trying to back away from harsh sanctions against Iran, a known terrorist state that is actively developing a nuclear program. Iran, [...]
Tales Of The Inconceivable
Thursday, March 25th, 2010Apparently, untalented reality show toad Kim Kardashian and NFL star Reggie Bush have broken up. My Lord, where will a young, successful football star find another gal? /snark. It’s official – Kim Kardashian and Reggie Bush are kaput, friends confirm to Pop Tarts. According to a pal close to Kardashian, the reality starlet has parted [...]
Congratulations To The Wood Man
Thursday, March 25th, 2010Avid blogger and Friend of SYLG Woody earned his 250,000th hit on Monday! Woody went about it the old fashioned way: By posting photos of fabulous babes . . . with other literary morsels in between. Congratulations my friend. Here’s to the next 250,000.
Humpday History Highlight
Wednesday, March 24th, 2010March 24, 1949 – Truman Signs Off On Aid For Palestine Oh yeah, this was a terrific idea. I mean, what could possibly go wrong with this plan? On this day in 1949, President Harry S. Truman signs a U.S. resolution authorizing $16 million in aid for Palestinian refugees displaced and facing starvation as a [...]
Audrina Patridge Has A Stalker?
Wednesday, March 24th, 2010Can someone please tell me when C-List actresses started earning stalkers? My toenail clippings have more talent than this twit. A judge in Los Angeles has suspended the criminal case against a man charged with stalking Audrina Patridge so doctors can evaluate his mental competency. Zachary Loring attempted to plead guilty Tuesday to a felony [...]
Florida Cheering For Escaped Monkey
Wednesday, March 24th, 2010I hate to generalize here, but there is something wrong with the people of Florida. Now, while they will never recover from the “We’re too stupid to read a presidential ballot” shenanigans, they are also not helping their case by cheering on an escaped primate. Yeah, you heard me. ST. PETERSBURG, Fla. – In the [...]
Michael Yon Parties With Warthogs
Wednesday, March 24th, 2010If I’ve said it once, I’ve said it a thousand times: Warthogs. Kick. Ass. Lieutenant Colonel Eric Murphy is an A-10 pilot from Baltimore. In his day job, “Captain” Eric Murphy is a commercial pilot who flies A320s but today he’s not flying British tourists traveling within the United States. He’s going to Helmand Province [...]
Breast Cancer Campaign Seen As Sexist
Tuesday, March 23rd, 2010Polish feminists are slamming a breast cancer slogan, calling it sexist and inappropriate. Who knew Poland had Feminazis? WARSAW – Polish feminists have objected to a hospital’s breast cancer prevention slogan which they say encourages workplace harassment, the Gazeta Wyborcza daily said on its website on Monday. The slogan “I check the breasts of my [...]
Rest And Re-Lax Nation
Tuesday, March 23rd, 2010Today is going to be a very good day. It is Kyle’s first day of lacrosse practice at Abington Lacrosse Club. This will be his third year playing the greatest game in the world, and his second year at ALC. We signed Kyle up at Abington because my niece Kaitlin (pictured with Kyle at left) [...]
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