Comments on: PA Man Arrested For Playing Possum

By: Dixie

Dixie — Mon, 29 Mar 2010 23:30:09 +0000

Dixie – As Igon Spangler said, “That would be bad.”

“Try to imagine all life as you know it stopping instantaneously and every molecule in your body exploding at the speed of light.”

Sounds about right.

By: Wyatt Earp

Wyatt Earp — Mon, 29 Mar 2010 15:57:46 +0000

Jon – Prefect for a cold, winter day . . . squirrel broth!

By: Jon Brooks

Jon Brooks — Mon, 29 Mar 2010 11:58:34 +0000

10 tons per square inch to crush them into a 1/2 inch cube? Viola…Squirrel bullion!

By: Wyatt Earp

Wyatt Earp — Sun, 28 Mar 2010 19:49:09 +0000

Dixie – As Igon Spangler said, “That would be bad.”

Snigs – What the Hell is the compression rate for a squirrel?

By: Snigs

Snigs — Sun, 28 Mar 2010 18:06:39 +0000

The dude has to be some kin of my father-in-law’s girlfriend. Mouth-to-mouth on possums, CPR on squirrels…sounds like he could be her long lost twin. >.<

By: Dixie

Dixie — Sun, 28 Mar 2010 16:57:24 +0000

Dixie – Or (God forbid) both.

(twitch) Mead AND shine in the same night? Isn’t that like crossing the streams?

By: Wyatt Earp

Wyatt Earp — Sun, 28 Mar 2010 15:21:28 +0000

RT – Definitely belongs on the Wall of Weird.

Jon – Or he’s a necrophiliac.

cbullitt – I’ll check my e-mail.

Roger – As would I. I turned 21 during a lacrosse trip to Virginia Beach. My team gave me 21 vodka shots for the event. I am told I finished them, but I don’t remember doing so. Even then, I just passed out afterward.

Wai – Foaming at the mouth is probably the rush he is looking for.

Dixie – Or (God forbid) both.

GroovyVic – White Trash Heaven?

Danny – Think about the ~~children~~ possum!

By: Dannytheman

Dannytheman — Sun, 28 Mar 2010 12:47:26 +0000

Just another day in the life of a card carrying PETA member!!

By: GroovyVic

GroovyVic — Sun, 28 Mar 2010 11:35:03 +0000

I’ve been to Brookville. I’m not surprised.

By: Dixie

Dixie — Sun, 28 Mar 2010 04:41:45 +0000

Ten bucks says that either mead or moonshine was involved.