Man Joins Mile High Club By Himself
By Wyatt Earp | March 5, 2010
Here’s an important tip for the ladies: When a man is sitting next to you with a blanket in his lap, he may not necessarily be chilly. For this story, the man’s last name says it all.
A Delaware man was arrested and banned from air travel after allegedly masturbating in front of a woman sitting next to him on a flight from Philadelphia to Denver Monday. According to a federal affidavit, Murali Krishna Nookella was charged with obscene and indecent exposure, “by exhibiting his penis to a female passenger,” reports the Daily News.
The local Internet technology employee was reclined in his seat with a blanket covering his waist when the woman next to him, “noticed that Nookella’s eyes were closed as his hands moved all around his groin area underneath his blanket,” the document said.
“You caught me,” he said.
“Yeah, I did,” she replied, according to the affidavit.
According to NBC 10 reporter Deanna Durante, who was also a passenger on Denver Flight 228, Nookella tried to change seats several times while carrying a blanket in front of him.
Dude. I guess it’s safe to say Mr. Nookella rubbed his fellow passengers the wrong way?
Topics: Evil = Funny | 9 Comments »
March 6th, 2010 at 12:14 am
In case of a water landing, your inflatable doll may be used as a flotation device!
March 6th, 2010 at 12:30 am
Makes you think twice about taking that blanket from the flight attendent
March 6th, 2010 at 8:28 am
Proof – So can Pamela Anderson.
Crusty – Well, unless you are carrying a blacklight.
March 6th, 2010 at 12:24 pm
Give the guy a break he was just trying to light his underwear bomb.
March 6th, 2010 at 12:36 pm
Ingineer66 – Oh, well all is forgiven then.
March 6th, 2010 at 1:13 pm
He was carrying the blanket around “with no hands”?!
What a horny dude!!!
March 6th, 2010 at 2:43 pm
Nook(y)ella.
March 6th, 2010 at 4:59 pm
With the high prices for airfare, flights should come with a happy ending.
March 7th, 2010 at 9:53 am
Danny – Like hanging on a hook.
Mike47 – Great last name for the story.
Veeshir – I hear they have them on Nippon Air.