Ich Bin Ein Idiot
By Wyatt Earp | March 2, 2010
Once in a while, I would make an arrest simply because the defendant was a dumbass. One time, a homeless man tried to break into an apartment while my patrol car was right across the street. Easy score. Another time, a moron tried to carjack my personal vehicle while I was coming home from work – in full uniform. He thought twice about that when I pointed my pistol at his face. Arrest stories like this are rare, but they do happen. Consider this gift wrapped pinch given to the Berlin Police:
BERLIN – German police detained a nightclub reveler they caught trying to snort amphetamines off the top of their unmarked patrol car.
The 26-year-old began lining up the powdered drugs on the roof of the car in a disco car park, when the two police officers surprised him, a Nuremberg police spokesman said on Tuesday.
The man had no idea the normal looking vehicle belonged to the police, and it was coincidence that the officers — who were walking by their parked car — discovered him just as he was about to take the drugs.
You see, guys like this should be not be arrested. They should be locked in a room for an hour with The Techno-Viking.
Topics: The Job | 12 Comments »
Techno-viking doesn’t dance to the music – the music dances to Techno-viking…
The guy certainly puts the “doom” in dummkopf!
Andrew – He’s the only man who can kill Chuck Norris.
Proof – No doubt about that!
Some guys get all the breaks.
In Techno vikings words: “Iss dis de crushable yah?”
The perp would then confess everything the Statue of Limitations had not expired on yet.
I have known lots of cops. . . (having been a crime reporter in Mayberry) . . . it’s nice to hear one acknowledge arresting someone for being a dumbass. . . .A toast to you, Wyatt!
An hour with Techno-Viking could cure a lot of societies ills.
cbullitt – Life is good.
Jon – He’d confess to the Kennedy assassination, even though he wasn’t even born at the time.
Deb – Well, they broke the law, but they were also guilty of second-degree dumbassery.
USAdmiral – We need him to weigh in on the health care bill.
I read a quote from a small town sheriff once that fit this situation. “We don’t have a charge for aggravated stupidity in Louisiana but maybe we should.”
Ingineer66 – We certainly should have it on the books in PA.
My god, how stupid.
Everyone knows ya snort coke off the cleavage of hookers.
Now we know why it is called dope.