Ich Bin Ein Idiot
By Wyatt Earp | March 2, 2010
Once in a while, I would make an arrest simply because the defendant was a dumbass. One time, a homeless man tried to break into an apartment while my patrol car was right across the street. Easy score. Another time, a moron tried to carjack my personal vehicle while I was coming home from work – in full uniform. He thought twice about that when I pointed my pistol at his face. Arrest stories like this are rare, but they do happen. Consider this gift wrapped pinch given to the Berlin Police:
BERLIN – German police detained a nightclub reveler they caught trying to snort amphetamines off the top of their unmarked patrol car.
The 26-year-old began lining up the powdered drugs on the roof of the car in a disco car park, when the two police officers surprised him, a Nuremberg police spokesman said on Tuesday.
The man had no idea the normal looking vehicle belonged to the police, and it was coincidence that the officers — who were walking by their parked car — discovered him just as he was about to take the drugs.
You see, guys like this should be not be arrested. They should be locked in a room for an hour with The Techno-Viking.
Topics: The Job | 12 Comments »
March 2nd, 2010 at 10:22 pm
Techno-viking doesn’t dance to the music – the music dances to Techno-viking…
March 2nd, 2010 at 10:59 pm
The guy certainly puts the “doom” in dummkopf!
March 2nd, 2010 at 11:23 pm
Andrew – He’s the only man who can kill Chuck Norris.
Proof – No doubt about that!
March 3rd, 2010 at 12:24 am
Some guys get all the breaks.
March 3rd, 2010 at 6:58 am
In Techno vikings words: “Iss dis de crushable yah?”
The perp would then confess everything the Statue of Limitations had not expired on yet.
March 3rd, 2010 at 7:49 am
I have known lots of cops. . . (having been a crime reporter in Mayberry) . . . it’s nice to hear one acknowledge arresting someone for being a dumbass. . . .A toast to you, Wyatt!
March 3rd, 2010 at 9:53 am
An hour with Techno-Viking could cure a lot of societies ills.
March 3rd, 2010 at 10:20 am
cbullitt – Life is good.
Jon – He’d confess to the Kennedy assassination, even though he wasn’t even born at the time.
Deb – Well, they broke the law, but they were also guilty of second-degree dumbassery.
USAdmiral – We need him to weigh in on the health care bill.
March 3rd, 2010 at 12:38 pm
I read a quote from a small town sheriff once that fit this situation. “We don’t have a charge for aggravated stupidity in Louisiana but maybe we should.”
March 3rd, 2010 at 5:44 pm
Ingineer66 – We certainly should have it on the books in PA.
March 3rd, 2010 at 9:29 pm
My god, how stupid.
Everyone knows ya snort coke off the cleavage of hookers.
March 4th, 2010 at 3:57 pm
Now we know why it is called dope.