Comments on: Hate Mail O’ The Week

By: Wyatt Earp

Wyatt Earp — Fri, 12 Mar 2010 16:02:07 +0000

Jon – I like your thinking and would like to subscribe to your newsletter.

Randal – Not that there’s anything wrong with that.

By: Randal Graves

Randal Graves — Fri, 12 Mar 2010 15:39:18 +0000

You should man-up and forward your original blog post and this kids response to school officials.

or you could just continue being gay. I’m just sayin’.

By: Jon Brooks

Jon Brooks — Fri, 12 Mar 2010 13:16:57 +0000

Wyatt – Or maybe a conquistador put a musket ball thru the scribes head?

By: Wyatt Earp

Wyatt Earp — Fri, 12 Mar 2010 12:55:38 +0000

Code Monkey – That was the most brilliant comment I have read in a long time. And the new avatar seals the deal.

Jon – Did anyone ever think that the Mayans just stopped at 2012 because they were tired? Or they ran out of papyrus?

Comatus – And Schwarzenegger is making it happen. Good show, Ah-nuld!

GroovyVic – No need, since the state will take care of him/her for life.

By: GroovyVic

GroovyVic — Fri, 12 Mar 2010 11:47:18 +0000

Aw hell. This little piece of crap needs to grow the eff up.

By: comatus

comatus — Fri, 12 Mar 2010 05:48:26 +0000

Jon, the Atlantis myth goes to show that merely breaking off into the sea will tend to make you remembered in a fuzzy glow. However, going bankrupt, having everyone move away, and running out of water pretty much gets you onto the ghost town list, and they will do that by 2012. So ignore away — it’s all good.

By: Jon Brooks

Jon Brooks — Fri, 12 Mar 2010 04:21:50 +0000

Ignore them, isn’t California going to break off into the sea anyways in 2012? It’s not? Dang.

By: Code Monkey

Code Monkey — Fri, 12 Mar 2010 03:06:59 +0000

The Golden Rules of Hate Mail:

1. Find a blog you’ve never visited before in your life, preferably by Googling a topic that was in the news so long ago that no one else remembers it.
2. Find a post that’s at least 3 months old, but the older the better. Timeliness is for attention whores.
3. Use no punctuation. Apostrophes and commas are for pussies. Also, run on sentences and/or fragments show you’re a creative type with no need for rules.
4. Use no spell check. You’re brilliant, you don’t need a dictionary.
5. Alternating between capitalized and lower case letters is distracting from the power of your message. Use either all caps or don’t capitalize a single word.
6. Misuse any of the following words at least once but preferably multiple times:
-there, they’re, and their
-it’s and its
-you’re and your
-where and were
Again, you’re a grammar anarchist. Don’t give in to The ~~Man~~ Red Pen!
7. Insult the post’s author using the most uncreative and juvenile derogatory terms you can think of. You have to stoop to their level! Tell them off in terms that they (and their dog) can understand.

By: Wyatt Earp

Wyatt Earp — Fri, 12 Mar 2010 01:49:03 +0000

Rick – You can say that again.

Robbie – Wow, that imagery is really hot. Sorry, where were we?

Mrs. Crankipants – You and Robbie??? Wow, that’s really, really hot!!!

John D – They certainly dropped the ball with this one.

RT – I did, indeed, and I turned out just . . . oh. Damn.

By: RT

RT — Fri, 12 Mar 2010 00:30:50 +0000

I just have to say that my public school students are way smarter and way more articulate.

Didn’t you go to Catholic schools? Just sayin’. ;P””’