Archive for February, 2010
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Friday, February 12th, 2010Damn. VANCOUVER, British Columbia – A men’s Olympic luger from the country of Georgia died Friday after a high-speed crash on a track that is the world’s fastest and has raised safety concerns among competitors. A tearful IOC president Jacques Rogge said the death hours before the opening ceremony “clearly casts a shadow over these [...]
Your Olympic Babe O’ The Day
Friday, February 12th, 2010Well, the 2010 Olympic Games open tonight in Vancouver and in keeping with an SYLG tradition dating back to 2006, I’m bringing back the Olympic Babe O’ The Day! I’ll post a different babe every day from Opening Day through the Closing Ceremonies. Enjoy! Today’s babe comes to us from Minnesota. Alpine skier Lindsey Vonn [...]
Winter Wonderland
Thursday, February 11th, 2010After spending the day shoveling out from the Blizzard of 2010, we wound up with this massive 10-foot plus snow mountain on out front hill. Natch, the boys wanted to open their very own Winter X-Games there, and since I’m all about them risking their lives for your entertainment, I let them at it. Enjoy!
Hey, Do You Like John Mayer?
Thursday, February 11th, 2010That may change after you read this story. Apparently this moron puts his foot in his mouth so often that his breath tastes like smelly sweat socks. In a recent Playboy interview, he drops the N-bomb, rips Jennifer Aniston, ‘splains why he will never sleep with a black woman, and generally makes an ass out [...]
Good News, Minnesota!
Thursday, February 11th, 2010Above The Post Update: Sgt. Kriesel won his election! You finally have an honorable state congressional candidate worth voting for! A Minnesota veteran who lost both of his legs in Iraq will run for Congress in District 57. Sgt. John Kriesel is a Republican. KARE 11 reported, via Free Republic: A war veteran who lost [...]
Humpday History Highlight
Wednesday, February 10th, 2010February 10, 2010 – Blizzard Breaks Snowfall Records And still, Mrs. Crankipants has not seen snow plow one. Heh. Pennsylvania shut down major highways Wednesday after the roadways were rendered nearly impassable by a winter storm that brought much of the state to a standstill. Governor Ed Rendell ordered the closure of Interstate 76 and [...]
They Call Me Mellow Yellow
Wednesday, February 10th, 2010Okay, everyone break out your P.C. Dictionary. We have a few changes to make. Apparently, the word “Yellow” is the new N-Word. Who knew? The delicious soft drink Mello Yello? It’s the beverage of choice for racist white trash. The classic song Mellow Yellow? Oh, it’s a rabidly racist ditty. Personally, I think Donovan should [...]
Stripping For Haiti?
Wednesday, February 10th, 2010I wonder if the donation will be entirely comprised of one dollar bills? Scantily clad dancers were the draw at a downtown men’s entertainment club over the weekend for an event that raised nearly $1,000 for victims of the earthquake in Haiti. Marilyn’s on Monroe, 715 Monroe St., billed Saturday’s affair as “Lap dances for [...]
Officer Marek Ziegler: Good Guy
Tuesday, February 9th, 2010You know, there’s not a day that goes by when I don’t have some sort of hate mail in the comments section. Some of it is from Mrs. Crankipants, who complains that there are not enough photos of good-looking guys on the blog, but most of it is in the form of despicable comments about [...]
The Super Bowl Ad Winner
Tuesday, February 9th, 2010In my humble opinion, anyway: The runner-up was this Kia Sorrento commercial, because it has the weird cyclops dude from Yo Gabba Gabba! in it.
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