Archive for February, 2010
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Tuesday, February 23rd, 2010Yeah, this isn’t something that I envisioned, and I certainly do not want to pack up the family and move them across the country, but apparently the Las Vegas Police Department needs a helping hand. Why? Because it would appear that Harry Reid’s wife will need 24-hour police protection in November because when Dingy Harry [...]
Your Olympic Babe O’ The Day
Tuesday, February 23rd, 2010This hot little number is 19-year old Valentina Lizana. Born in Stockholm on March 30, 1990, she is the backup goaltender for Sweden’s women’s ice hockey team. She has played 38 games in goal for the Swedes since 2006, and also plays for AIK Hockey in Sweden. Sweden’s (and AIK’s) starting goalie is Kim Martin, [...]
Czech Your Teddy Bears At The Door
Monday, February 22nd, 2010You have to hand it to the people of my grandparents’ homeland; they are nothing if not enterprising. A travel agency in the Czech Republic is starting a unique business for pampered toys. For a fairly reasonable fee, they will whisk your favorite plush toy around Prague, and capture the toy’s trip on film. I [...]
Your Olympic Guys O’ The Day
Monday, February 22nd, 2010In a (probably futile) attempt to keep my female readers happy, I am posting a few pictures of the more attractive Olympic guys participating in the Vancouver Games. I cleared these with one of my close female friends, but I am sure they won’t please everyone. First, we have 25-year old New Jersey Devils and [...]
Terrorist’s Daughter Calls Dad A Hero
Monday, February 22nd, 2010Yes, I am calling Joe Stack, the maniac that flew his plane into the Austin, Texas IRS Building, a terrorist. I figure since no one else is doing it, I can be the trend-setter. Stack’s daughter was interviewed on Good Morning America today, and said that she considered her terrorist-murderer father a “hero” for his [...]
Your Olympic Babe O’ The Day
Monday, February 22nd, 2010This lovely vision is Chemmy Alcott. She is a 27-year old skier from Great Britain who melts the ice with teh hahtness: Chimene “Chemmy” Mary Alcott is the current female British number one Alpine skier. She is an all-round racer, competing in the Downhill, Super G, Classic Combined/Super Combined, Giant Slalom and Slalom events. Alcott [...]
Monkey Shines
Sunday, February 21st, 2010Hey kids, what time is it? If you replied 8:15pm, you are not only a smart ass, but you are also dead wrong. It’s time for another installment of Monkey and Bird! Locally written and illustrated, M&B is published through CO2 Comics, who graciously allowed me to pimp it here. And really, pimping is my [...]
Dammit, Janet!
Sunday, February 21st, 2010Homeland Security Secretary Janet Napolitano is about as sharp as a bag of wet hair. So it’s no surprise that her idea of terror intelligence is reading up on the Drudge Report. Yeah, that’s correct, our Big Sis is watching you . . . by watching the blogosphere. Hey Janet, if you’re reading this, I [...]
Your Olympic Babe O’ The Day
Sunday, February 21st, 2010This is Claire Bergin. She is a really cute 25-year old Irish lass who also happens to be the brakewoman for the Irish Women’s Boblsed team. Yeah, you heard me, Ireland had a bobsled team now – and I think their brakewoman is a hottie. Normally I would only be cheering for the Slovak side [...]
Slovakia Wins Second Game In A Row
Sunday, February 21st, 2010Gratulujem! First, my countrymen upset the Russians by beating them in a shootout, then they beat Latvia tonight by a score of 6-0. Yes, I realize it’s Latvia, but the Slovaks are playing some pretty impressive hockey right now. VANCOUVER, British Columbia -Six different players scored, and Jaroslav Halak made 21 saves as Slovakia beat [...]
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