Weekend Caption Contest
By Wyatt Earp | January 15, 2010
Soviet Scouts Caption Contest
(Source: Break.com)
Caption this photo in the comments section or e-mail me your photoshop entries. The winners will be announced on Monday, January 18th. Good luck!
Other Current Contests:
Cowboy Blob
Family Security Matters
Military Times
Rodney Dill (I took 3rd Place here last week.)
RT (I WON here last week!)
Wizbang
Top Five Entries: (All of them were great, by the way.)
5. “Nadia remember Ivan, you know the one that called me ugly, let’s go show him my new toy.” – Kynikos Moonbat Patrol
4. Preparations for the Sadie Hawkins dance went smoothly when the girls figured out how to keep the boys from saying, “No.” – RT
3. Sorry Elena, but this is so totally my new BFF! – Kaveman
2. Bringing new meaning to the term “deploying to the Sandbox.” – Cowboy Blob
WINNER! – “Why yes, young lady… I would like 50 cases of Thin Mints. Better make that 60. And some Tagalongs, too.” - John D.
Topics: Caption Contest | 22 Comments »
January 15th, 2010 at 1:43 pm
And finally girls, the bayonet, while not adding particularly to the lethality or utility of the weapon, is perfect for making liberals pee.
January 15th, 2010 at 2:54 pm
“Why yes, young lady… I would like 50 cases of Thin Mints. Better make that 60. And some tagalongs, too.”
January 15th, 2010 at 4:51 pm
John, you beat me to the girlscout angle you bastard…
Nicely done sir.
January 15th, 2010 at 5:16 pm
“You can have the powerpuff on my collar for $1.95, or the AK for $1,750. . .”
BZ
January 15th, 2010 at 5:41 pm
Nadia remember Ivan, you know the one that called me ugly, lets go show him my new toy.
January 15th, 2010 at 6:15 pm
Eeewww, it doesn’t match your nail polish…
January 15th, 2010 at 6:42 pm
Sorry Elena, but this is so totally my new BFF!
January 15th, 2010 at 9:58 pm
Preparations for the Sadie Hawkins dance went smoothly when the girls figured out how to keep the boys from saying, “No.”
January 15th, 2010 at 10:04 pm
Comrade, I have my toilet bowl brush and SKS. Where are the capitalist?
January 15th, 2010 at 10:18 pm
“Mommy, we need to talk about my allowance.”
January 15th, 2010 at 10:43 pm
“Look Svetlana”, said Natalia, “These bayonets can hold
more s’mores at the campfire.”
“S’more Romanians, s’more Georgians, s’more Chechens.”
January 16th, 2010 at 7:50 am
Homework? We don’t need no stinking Homework
January 16th, 2010 at 10:52 am
Bringing new meaning to the term “deploying to the Sandbox”
January 16th, 2010 at 11:22 am
[...] Wyatt [...]
January 16th, 2010 at 12:01 pm
“That skank said what about me on Facebook?”
January 16th, 2010 at 3:03 pm
If Timmy looks at us and says, “That’s so Emma and Julia” one more time, I’m going to perforate his ass.
January 16th, 2010 at 5:32 pm
“See, Tatyana, with the blade turned up like this,you can disembowel those bitches…with one upward swoop”.
January 16th, 2010 at 6:36 pm
My Mystery Date better not be a dud!
January 16th, 2010 at 6:54 pm
When I say “Nyet” I mean “NYET!”
January 16th, 2010 at 8:34 pm
“In Soviet Russia, Girlscouts are frickin’ scary.”
January 16th, 2010 at 11:02 pm
Troop 4705 preparing for battle to keep the trans-fat in their beloved Thin Mints and Samoas.
January 18th, 2010 at 1:22 pm
Remember, the way to a man’s heart
Is through his stomach.