Comments on: Please Welcome Your Houston Rockets!

By: minuteman26

minuteman26 — Tue, 05 Jan 2010 02:57:15 +0000

What you folks need to realize that Houston is a sanctuary city. Illegals all over the place. The good people of Houston just elected a gay woman mayor at which point the police chief quit. Should tell you a little about the mindset of city politics.

By: Wyatt Earp

Wyatt Earp — Mon, 04 Jan 2010 18:06:35 +0000

Raptor – Sadly, no joke. And it’s not funny.

Ralph – Where would you go to plink, though?

Kim – It’ll ward off unwanted advances from nerdy boys.

Rob – Lousy pagans!

LDIV – It’s because the p.c. world won’t let us call criminals criminals.

MeToo – Probably picking up “the package” Mr. Yansane left for him.

Mrs. Crankipants – And keep the rocket launcher out of the storage area. I don’t want it to get rusty.

Proof – I should have put them on my registry.

RAPH – Put it on a gun rack in your pickup.

CP – A PU-36 Space Modulator. He is going to blow up the Earth.

MUD – It’s usually “Lalalalalalalalalalala! BOOM!”

Sally Anne – And perfect when Lazy Bones doesn’t want to take out the trash.

Ingineer66 – Buy them in bulk at Sam’s Club.

Jon – It’s unbelievable, isn’t it?

By: Jon Brooks

Jon Brooks — Mon, 04 Jan 2010 05:38:09 +0000

Captain Obvious and Janet should get married, then their nicknames combine to Obvious Idiot. Wow and salad forks can be dangerous if in the wrong hands too. LOLOL

By: Ingineer66

Ingineer66 — Sun, 03 Jan 2010 19:36:21 +0000

WTF? The guy is a jihadist, but there is nothing to worry about? Is Janet Napolitano in charge of the Houston PD too?

They only cost about $1,500.00 so you don’t have to raid the 401k, but you may have to buy 500 of them to get that unit price.

By: Sally Anne

Sally Anne — Sun, 03 Jan 2010 18:22:44 +0000

I wonder if the guy could tell me where to get my hands on a couple more of those? I’m a great shot with ‘em and I sure get sick of the speeders in my neighborhood.

By: Dennis Petty, aka MUD

Dennis Petty, aka MUD — Sun, 03 Jan 2010 15:48:19 +0000

If that is what I think it is, it is a one shot LAW (Light Anti Tank Weapon) and if it is expended, it is only good to give the police a reason to shoot at you. I wonder how many times the police would fire at some one who takes it out on the street and shouts Allah……….. I can’t spell the rest of the saying those Muslins speak a foreign language and its hard enough to spell this scheidt in english. MUD

By: Crazy Politico

Crazy Politico — Sun, 03 Jan 2010 12:22:17 +0000

It would be interesting to know what other “things” he was storing at her apartment.

By: Rides A Pale Horse

Rides A Pale Horse — Sun, 03 Jan 2010 08:27:36 +0000

Now THAT would make an excellent addition to my collection!!

By: proof

proof — Sun, 03 Jan 2010 07:17:26 +0000

The rocket launcher is considered an engagement present. For the wedding, the couple is registered for enriched plutonium at Iranian Reactors-R-Us!

By: Mrs. Crankipants

Mrs. Crankipants — Sun, 03 Jan 2010 06:40:26 +0000

I can only imagine how that conversation went:

“Hey, my apartment is really small, do you mind if I store a few things at your place? It’s just a few boxes of summer clothes, my album collection, and a shoulder-mounted rocket launcher.”