Archive for January, 2010
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Wednesday, January 13th, 2010Today is my son Kyle’s 9th birthday. For some reason, it feels like yesterday, but that’s probably because I am in complete denial about my old age. I still vividly remember the day he was born, and while I won’t rehash the scary part about that day, I figured I would reminisce a bit. I [...]
Our Next Performer Is Hot Solo
Wednesday, January 13th, 2010Say what you want about Los Angeles, but those liberal hippie toads know how to entertain. Transforming a burlesque show into a Star Wars fantasy? Yeah, this is what I expect my version of Heaven to be like. Saturday night, downtown club Bordello temporarily transformed itself into Mos Eisley Cantina for a night of Tatooine-styled [...]
Where’s My Money, Brian?
Tuesday, January 12th, 2010After reading this story, I have only one question. What has the world come to when a bookie doesn’t pay out? LONDON – Bookmaker Ladbrokes is refusing to pay out more than 7 million pounds ($11 million) to a man who gambled on a white Christmas across the UK, as the bet was accepted by [...]
Republican Senator: Leave Reid Alone
Tuesday, January 12th, 2010Nevada Senator John Ensign is telling his fellow Republicans to stop criticizing Harry Reid for his racist comments concerning President Obama. Ensign believes it is wrong to call for Reid’s resignation, even though Senator Trent Lott was forced to resign for a less offensive quote. A resignation demanded by almost every Senate Democrat. Nevada Sen. [...]
How Bout Dem Cowboys!
Tuesday, January 12th, 2010Okay, I’m not really a Cowboys fan, but any team that can embarrass the Philadelphia Eagles is a winner in my book. White trash Eagles fans? Not so much: Police are investigating a reported assault on a 27-year-old Bethlehem, Pa., woman as she was going to the convenience store Friday night. The woman, who was [...]
Hockey Player Fined For Hugging Woman
Monday, January 11th, 2010If there were ever any doubts that Islam is trapped in the 6th Century, this story should dispel them. Any religion that bans beer and hugging women – two acts that are almost inseparable – is seriously flawed. ISLAMABAD – Pakistan’s parliament fined a national hockey player and two team officials for un-Islamic behavior after [...]
Trust The Gorton’s Fisherman
Monday, January 11th, 2010Former Senator Slade Gorton tinkled in President Obama’s Corn Flakes this week, when he revealed what we already knew about the Obama administration’s current terrorism man-caused disaster policy: It’s a disaster. Giving foreign nationals the same rights as Americans may have seemed like a great idea inside Harvard Yard, but in the real world, the [...]
3D Comes To Pr0n
Monday, January 11th, 2010Look, I’m not going to lie to you: I am a very juvenile person. As such, I can hardly comment on this story without giggling, but the gist of it is that the pr0n industry is bringing 3D to its films. Breitbart has the eye (and other appendage) popping story: A 3-D mania stoked by [...]
The A-Team Trailer
Sunday, January 10th, 2010Okay, when I heard they were remaking the campy 80′s TV show, I pretty much yawned. Then I saw the trailer. I have upgraded my excitement level from “yawn” to “looks pretty good.” See for yourself: Not half bad, but as someone commented on another blog, “Will it have Mr. T and his Mohawk Grenade?”
Hey, It’s That Liar Guy
Sunday, January 10th, 2010Remember Joe Isuzu? The pitchman for Isuzu Motors who would always blatantly lie in the commercials? Yeah, we all had a good laugh because his lies were rather painless. Unfortunately, there are a lot of folks in Washington who take their lying seriously. Some of them *cough* Nancy Pelosi *cough* have made a career out [...]
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