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Saturday, January 16th, 2010It’s no secret that the American space program has had its problems. Some have been mechanical (read: The Columbia and Challenger disasters), and some have been personal (read: the crazy astronaut bitch who wanted to kidnap her romantic rival). None of these issues, however, can compare to this. Apparently, someone at NASA wanted to get [...]
Russian To The Billboards
Saturday, January 16th, 2010In Soviet Russia, pr0n watches you! MOSCOW – An enormous television screen showing a pornographic film caused a midnight traffic jam in central Moscow Thursday as stunned motorists slammed on the brakes to gawk at the writhing naked bodies. The owner of the advertising screen, which sits atop a main road about two km (1.2 [...]
Weekend Caption Contest
Friday, January 15th, 2010Soviet Scouts Caption Contest (Source: Break.com) Caption this photo in the comments section or e-mail me your photoshop entries. The winners will be announced on Monday, January 18th. Good luck! Other Current Contests: Cowboy Blob Family Security Matters Military Times Rodney Dill (I took 3rd Place here last week.) RT (I WON here last week!) [...]
Gravity Is A Harsh Mistress
Friday, January 15th, 2010I’ll bet if you asked them, these folks would tell you that they aren’t fat, they’re “fluffy.” Read on: The floor of a Weight Watchers clinic in Sweden collapsed beneath a group of 20 members of the weight loss programme who were gathered for a meeting. As the dieters queued to see how many pounds [...]
Bar Refaeli: Draft Dodger?
Friday, January 15th, 2010According to a major general in the Israeli Defense Forces, supermodel Bar Refaeli “opted out” of serving her country. More succinctly, Refaeli is a draft-dodging toad. Hey, maybe she and Bill Clinton should swap phone numbers? ISRAEL’S military has a new target in its sights, Israeli supermodel Bar Refaeli, Sky News reports. An Israel Defence [...]
Scott Ritter Busted In Sex Sting
Thursday, January 14th, 2010Who is Scott Ritter, you ask? Well, he’s a former U.N. weapons inspector and a very vocal critic of the Bush administration’s policy in Iraq. I guess he thought Bush was an idiot. Mr. Pot, meet Mr. Kettle: Former United Nations weapons inspector Scott Ritter said his duty was to be one of the most [...]
Nice Beaver!
Thursday, January 14th, 2010“Thank you. I just had it stuffed.” – Jane Spencer, The Naked Gun A prominent Canadian magazine is changing its name because it lent itself to some juicy double-entendre. It’s a shame people have to be so juvenile. Heh. WINNIPEG, Manitoba – Canada’s second-oldest magazine, The Beaver, is changing its name because its unintended sexual [...]
Movie Vampire Vamps It Up
Thursday, January 14th, 2010Actress Ashley Greene is about to get a lot more popular – at least among people other than the teeny-bopper generation. Real, live, red-blooded American males will remember this broad’s name in a few weeks. Why? Well, apparently, she’ll be appearing in the SI Swimsuit Issue wearing nothing but body paint. Giggity, giggity, giggity! “Twilight” [...]
Humpday History Highlight
Wednesday, January 13th, 2010January 13, 1929 – Wyatt Earp Dies Wow, I didn’t even know I was sick! Nearly 50 years after the famous gunfight at the O.K. Corral, Wyatt Earp dies quietly in Los Angeles at the age of 80. At the turn of the century, the footloose gunslinger joined the Alaskan gold rush, and he ran [...]
Martha Coakley Thug Assaults Reporter
Wednesday, January 13th, 2010Wow, things must be pretty bad for the Democrats in Massachusetts if one of their own – former Attorney General Martha Coakley – is having trouble landing the Senate seat previously occupied by Teddy Kennedy. Things are so bad, in fact, that one of Martha Coakley’s “associates” knocked down a reporter from The Weekly Standard: [...]
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