Archive for January, 2010
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Tuesday, January 19th, 2010Dude. Some situations are nail-biters. This one’s a nipple-biter. An off-duty cop was allegedly bitten in the chest outside a Gold Coast bar Sunday night, police said. At about 9:30 p.m., Fernando Cooper, 31, and an off-duty officer got into a physical confrontation outside Gibson’s Bar and Steakhouse, the Sun-Times reports. Police who witnessed the [...]
Guns: Is There Anything They Can’t Do?
Tuesday, January 19th, 2010There are a lot of people in this country – I like to call them dirty filthy hippies – who excoriate firearms and the owners of firearms. Most of these people – dirty filthy hippies – think this way because they have never been a victim. Of course, you don’t always have to be a [...]
The Scott Heard ‘Round The World
Tuesday, January 19th, 2010Above the post update: COAKLEY CONCEDES! Bring out your dead! Today is Election Day in Massachusetts, and Bay State voters have a chance to make history. Today, they can elect Republican Scott Brown to the United States Senate, or they can elect the female version of Joe Biden – a woman whose campaign is rolling [...]
Dracula, Elected And Loving It
Monday, January 18th, 2010Normally, a story like this would surprise me, but considering the location . . . BUCHAREST, Romania – In the latest bizarre claim to come out of Romania’s presidential race last year, the loser and his wife have claimed he was subject to attacks of negative energy by aides of President Traian Basescu during a [...]
Avatar Defeats The Jedi
Monday, January 18th, 2010Okay, I can handle the fact that Avatar is delighting audiences around the country. I can also handle the fact that James Cameron is winning awards left and right for it. I can even handle the fact that the film is more popular than Carrie Underwood in a bikini. Avatar is not my taste, but [...]
The Islamic Games Have Been Canceled
Monday, January 18th, 2010Nooooo! Now I have to cancel all of those TiVo assignments! Apparently the Arabs and the Iranians cannot agree upon what to call the Persian Gulf. Seriously. The A-rabs refer to is as the Arabian Gulf. And this idiotic spat has canceled their “solidarity games.” Is there any wonder why the Middle East is such [...]
Jack’s Back!
Sunday, January 17th, 2010Season 8 of the best show on television – 24 – begins tonight at 9pm on FOX. As always, my cohorts at Blogs4Bauer will be liveblogging the season premiere, but unfortunately I won’t be able to add in my $0.02. Hockey game. I’ll be at the rink. Of course, a liveblog only gets better when [...]
A Jessica Biel Alert
Sunday, January 17th, 2010Since it’s a Sunday, why not make it a Rule 5 Sunday? Besides, there’s a story about Jessica Biel’s new photo shoot in Vogue. What’s a guy to do? Actress Jessica Biel has come a long way since her days as a teen star on “7th Heaven.” The beautiful star of the upcoming ensemble-cast film [...]
Conspiracy Theory: Iranian Style
Sunday, January 17th, 2010One of Iran’s top nuclear scientists was killed in a bombing attack this week. The murder is a serious blow to the country’s nuclear program, and may be another blow to the legitimacy of the current regime, as President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad is blaming America and the Jooooos! This insanity is the topic of this week’s [...]
MA Senate Candidate Martha Coakley: Idiot
Saturday, January 16th, 2010So, let’s see. Martha Coakley ripped Boston Red Sox fans, misspelled Massachusetts in a campaign ad, used the image of the World Trade Center in another ad to attack Brown’s “greed,” suggested Catholics should not work in emergency rooms, blocked the donation of a brain dead man’s heart to ensure a successful case as a [...]
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