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Movie Vampire Vamps It Up

By Wyatt Earp | January 14, 2010

Actress Ashley Greene is about to get a lot more popular – at least among people other than the teeny-bopper generation. Real, live, red-blooded American males will remember this broad’s name in a few weeks. Why?

Well, apparently, she’ll be appearing in the SI Swimsuit Issue wearing nothing but body paint.

Giggity, giggity, giggity!

“Twilight” fans are going to see Ashley Greene as they have never seen her (see: nude and painted) in the eagerly anticipated Sports Illustrated swimsuit edition next month. Greene posed for a SoBe-sponsored pictorial in nothing more than some artfully-crafted body paint and a big smile. Greene had reptile scale-themed swimsuits painted on for two memorable photo shoots.

Okay, I have little to no interest in the “Twilight” movies, but I may have to rethink that after seeing Ashley’s photo shoot. The SI Swimsuit Issue is due out in February.

A photo from the shoot is below the fold . . .

Topics: Babes | 11 Comments »

11 Responses to “Movie Vampire Vamps It Up”

  1. VariableFeedback says:

    Why wait to February. The pictures are available here.

  2. metoo says:

    Okay, so we know what she’ll look like going into the water. Wonder what that painted on suit will look like when she comes out?????? I’m just sayin’

  3. proof says:

    I hear Rosie O’Donnell appears in paint…Sears Weatherbeater!

  4. Rick says:

    The movie Twliight sucks.

  5. “Really Miss Greene, that is my neck. Now show me your vampire moves”

  6. Old NFO says:

    Hmmmm, maybe I’ll have to actually BUY an issue this year…LOL

  7. Wyatt Earp says:

    VF – Um . . . damn.

    MeToo – I hereby volunteer to be the gal’s bikini inspector.

    Proof – Yeah, she needs whole lot of primer.

    Rick – I figured it did, but this chick is pretty hot.

    CP – Neck? I thought you said . . . never mind.

    Old NFO – Instead of perusing it at the newsstand like I some people do?

  8. proof says:

    Wyatt: Don’t forget the Spackle!

  9. Wyatt Earp says:

    Proof – And the tarp to cover the rolls.

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