Excuse Me While I Kiss The Sky
By Wyatt Earp | January 16, 2010
It’s no secret that the American space program has had its problems. Some have been mechanical (read: The Columbia and Challenger disasters), and some have been personal (read: the crazy astronaut bitch who wanted to kidnap her romantic rival). None of these issues, however, can compare to this.
Apparently, someone at NASA wanted to get higher than they ever have before.
A bag of cocaine has been found in a Space Shuttle hangar – sparking a NASA investigation.
US space chiefs fear an employee was seeking a different kind of out-of-this-world experience in the restricted area at Kennedy Space Centre, Florida. About 200 staff and contractors have access to the hangar, which houses the shuttle Discovery. Six astronauts including Briton Nick Patrick are due to blast off in March. But space chiefs insisted the mission goes ahead as planned.
The US space agency started testing and interviewing all staff on Wednesday.
Yeah, they might want to look for the guy with the shakes and the nosebleeds. Barring that, maybe they could keep an eye out for this guy . . .
Topics: Snarkasm | 12 Comments »
January 16th, 2010 at 2:28 pm
“gonna be higher than a kite by then” -Rocket Man
January 16th, 2010 at 3:27 pm
Drivin’ that train
High on cocaine
January 16th, 2010 at 5:01 pm
The judge he smiled as he picked up his pen
99 years in the Folsom pen
99 years underneath that ground
I can’t forget the day I shot that bad bitch down
Come on you’ve gotta listen unto me
lay off that whiskey and let that cocaine be.
January 16th, 2010 at 10:18 pm
Proof – Well crafted, sir!
Jeffro – It’s a cornucopia of cocaine-induced songs!
Mrs. Crankipants – Whiskey. I get the spits just saying the word.
January 16th, 2010 at 10:51 pm
I know.
January 17th, 2010 at 1:38 am
Ground control to Major Tom….
January 17th, 2010 at 1:39 am
I’m stepping thru the door…
January 17th, 2010 at 1:40 am
I’m feeling very ill
January 17th, 2010 at 7:35 am
If you wanna hang out youve got to take her out; cocaine.
If you wanna get down, down on the ground; cocaine.
She don’t lie, she don’t lie, she don’t lie; cocaine.
January 17th, 2010 at 12:11 pm
Is Lindsay Lohan working for NASA now?
January 17th, 2010 at 12:15 pm
Roger – I like the newer (80′s) version of Major Tom, myself.
CP – I’m surprised it took this long for someone to quote Clapton.
TJS – Well, the astronauts would get a lot thinner if she was.
January 18th, 2010 at 9:23 pm
I have become comfortably numb.