Excuse Me While I Kiss The Sky
By Wyatt Earp | January 16, 2010
It’s no secret that the American space program has had its problems. Some have been mechanical (read: The Columbia and Challenger disasters), and some have been personal (read: the crazy astronaut bitch who wanted to kidnap her romantic rival). None of these issues, however, can compare to this.
Apparently, someone at NASA wanted to get higher than they ever have before.
A bag of cocaine has been found in a Space Shuttle hangar – sparking a NASA investigation.
US space chiefs fear an employee was seeking a different kind of out-of-this-world experience in the restricted area at Kennedy Space Centre, Florida. About 200 staff and contractors have access to the hangar, which houses the shuttle Discovery. Six astronauts including Briton Nick Patrick are due to blast off in March. But space chiefs insisted the mission goes ahead as planned.
The US space agency started testing and interviewing all staff on Wednesday.
Yeah, they might want to look for the guy with the shakes and the nosebleeds. Barring that, maybe they could keep an eye out for this guy . . .
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“gonna be higher than a kite by then” -Rocket Man
Drivin’ that train
High on cocaine
The judge he smiled as he picked up his pen
99 years in the Folsom pen
99 years underneath that ground
I can’t forget the day I shot that bad bitch down
Come on you’ve gotta listen unto me
lay off that whiskey and let that cocaine be.
Proof – Well crafted, sir!
Jeffro – It’s a cornucopia of cocaine-induced songs!
Mrs. Crankipants – Whiskey. I get the spits just saying the word.
I know.
Ground control to Major Tom….
I’m stepping thru the door…
I’m feeling very ill
If you wanna hang out youve got to take her out; cocaine.
If you wanna get down, down on the ground; cocaine.
She don’t lie, she don’t lie, she don’t lie; cocaine.
Is Lindsay Lohan working for NASA now?
Roger – I like the newer (80′s) version of Major Tom, myself.
CP – I’m surprised it took this long for someone to quote Clapton.
TJS – Well, the astronauts would get a lot thinner if she was.
I have become comfortably numb.