A Jessica Biel Alert
By Wyatt Earp | January 17, 2010
Since it’s a Sunday, why not make it a Rule 5 Sunday? Besides, there’s a story about Jessica Biel’s new photo shoot in Vogue. What’s a guy to do?
Actress Jessica Biel has come a long way since her days as a teen star on “7th Heaven.” The beautiful star of the upcoming ensemble-cast film “Valentine’s Day” has become one of Hollywood’s top style stars and has been linked to such A-list stars as Justin Timberlake and Derek Jeter.
Now, the all-American beauty takes her stardom to the next level with a cover and full spread in Vogue magazine.
Heh, heh, “spread.”
And before you say it, I know she is a fairly terrible actress, but she looks so good when she’s being so bad.
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January 17th, 2010 at 2:25 pm
You read Vogue?
Are you going metrosexual on us?
January 17th, 2010 at 2:31 pm
Mrs. Crankipants – Let me check my back . . . No, still hairy. That answer your question?
January 17th, 2010 at 2:34 pm
I’m not sure.
Do you shop at Banana Republic,
and can you make hollandaise from scratch?
January 17th, 2010 at 2:41 pm
Mrs. Crankipants – No and no. Hell, I can’t even spell Holland Days!
January 17th, 2010 at 2:58 pm
I’m so relieved. I like to think of you in a certain way, and a man-purse would just kill it for me.
January 17th, 2010 at 3:18 pm
Mrs. Crankipants – No worries, dear. But to be honest, blog Wyatt is much more interesting than real-life Wyatt.
January 17th, 2010 at 5:40 pm
Wyatt reading Vogue never. He is just looking at Jessica.
January 18th, 2010 at 2:52 am
She does look nice as long as she doesn’t move OR open her mouth…
January 18th, 2010 at 8:13 am
Rick – Nah, Vogue is not my style. I’m more of a Mad magazine man.
Old NFO – That’s why her photos are better than her films.
January 18th, 2010 at 10:44 pm
She can be a bad actress in my bed anytime.
BTW, Mrs Crankypants, I can make all 5 of the mother sauces, but still own two guns and don’t have a copy of vogue in the house.
January 18th, 2010 at 11:56 pm
CP-
Impressive!
But can you make a beurre blanc?
Truth be told, I don’t have a copy of Vogue in my house either. (I subscribe to Saveur.)
January 19th, 2010 at 6:38 am
Mrs Crankipants,
beurre blanc is much easier than holladaise, no eggs to worry about.
Jessica is a little too hot to try and make that sauce on, the butter would separate.
January 19th, 2010 at 8:33 am
CP – Mother sauces? There is no cursing on my blog, sir!
Mrs. Crankipants – I think you spelled “Savior” wrong.
CP – You’ll have to use another lubricant, then. Just sayin’.
January 19th, 2010 at 10:11 pm
Wyatt, would it have been better to say “While I can cook all five mother sauces, I’d like to cover Jessica in father sauce”?