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Friday, December 11th, 2009Some egghead scientists conducted a study that showed – get this – young adults don’t mind casual sex. Yeah, you could have knocked me over with a tube of Astro-Glide. Casual sex isn’t a bad thing — at least not for young adults, according to a new study. University of Minnesota researchers asked more than [...]
Decorated Philly Police Officer Arrested
Thursday, December 10th, 2009Every once in a while, I reflect upon my chosen profession. It’s a job that lets you help people and offers you the chance to make a difference. You’re surrounded by good, hard-working officers that are trying to make Philadelphia a better place to live. And then you see this, and your head explodes: Few [...]
If You Sprinkle When You Tinkle
Thursday, December 10th, 2009Just be super and wipe the trooper. One of the best things about my job is dealing with drunks. They are rarely, if ever, not entertaining. Sometimes, however, a DUI arrest goes bad. It went especially bad in Sheboygan, Wisconsin recently. I’ll bet this story will piss a lot of people off. SHEBOYGAN, Wis. – [...]
Your Tax Dollars At Work
Thursday, December 10th, 2009Washington is trying to pass a bill that forces Division I college football to implement a playoff system. Seriously. This, dear readers, is what Congress is wasting their time and your money on. WASHINGTON – A House subcommittee approved legislation Wednesday aimed at forcing college football to switch to a playoff system to determine its [...]
Brendan Witt: One Tough S.O.B.
Wednesday, December 9th, 2009Note to self: Never make fun of Brendan Witt on this blog. Ever. New York Islanders defenseman Brendan Witt was hit by a truck this morning in Center City Philadelphia. Witt was apparently walking to a local Starbucks on Arch Street to grab a cup of coffee when a gold GMC Yukon truck made an [...]
Flying The Idiotic Skies
Wednesday, December 9th, 2009Have you ever waited in line at the airport because some Transportation Security Administration automaton was strip-searching a 91-year old woman? Oh sure, we all have to make sacrifices because some pork-eating jihadis flew airliners into buildings eight years ago, but can’t we deal with these sacrifices more quickly? I mean, screening the elderly and [...]
I Triple-Dog Dare Ya
Tuesday, December 8th, 2009I’m sorry, but this is freakin’ fantastic! Then again, I am pure evil. BOISE, Idaho – It’s become an annual winter tale: A young boy gets his tongue stuck to a metal pole, perhaps as the result of a dare. This year, the scene straight out of the movie “A Christmas Story” unfolded Tuesday morning [...]
KGB Destroyed Hitler’s Remains In 1970
Tuesday, December 8th, 2009Dude. Don’t get me wrong; I don’t believe a word out of their commie mouths, but if this is true . . . Whiskey. Tango. Foxtrot? Dec. 7 — Adolf Hitler’s remains were burned and dumped into an East German river by Soviet agents 25 years after the end of World War II, Interfax reported, [...]
Harry Reid: A Skunk Of The First Order
Tuesday, December 8th, 2009According to soon-to-be-ousted Nevada Senator Harry Reid, if you are against the fiscally disastrous monster that is ObamaCare, you are probably all for putting African-Americans in chains. I cannot speak for everyone else, but I wouldn’t mind seeing some of these politicians being lead away in chains. Or at least handcuffs. It was the GOP [...]
Carrie Underwood’s Bikini Blast
Tuesday, December 8th, 2009Okay, I realize that this is simply a gratuitous pic of my favorite babes, but since Carrie doesn’t don the two-piece often, I had to share it with the guys. Carrie Underwood heated up the Bahamas on Monday, as the shapely singer showed off her sexy body in a bikini at The Cove resort. Underwood, [...]
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