Archive for December, 2009
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Monday, December 14th, 2009So, I received my Christmas presents early this year and I have to tell you, I have never been happier. I finally joined the ranks of the technologically efficient by purchasing a new desktop computer. Our old desktop was going on five years old, and to give you an idea of how obsolete it had [...]
Lindsay Lohan: Humanitarian
Sunday, December 13th, 2009Don’t look now, but this hot mess is trying to channel her inner Angelina Jolie. Or in her case, her inner Sally Struthers. After reports that Lindsay Lohan was heading to India to film a BBC documentary about child trafficking, she twittered, “Count your blessings…. Please try and do something to make a difference for [...]
The Senate’s Plans Are Easy To “Reid”
Sunday, December 13th, 2009This year, the United States Senate is comprised with more fools than the average Oprah audience. One senator stands out from all the rest, however. That man is “Dingy” Harry Reid. Reid sunk to a new low this week, when he compared ObamaCare opponents to the people who fought against Abolition. Classy. This misguided fool [...]
Free The Navy SEALs
Sunday, December 13th, 2009Perhaps you have heard the story about the court martial of three Navy SEALs accused of “mistreating” a terrorist. Yeah, it has come to this. Well, Human Events has an online petition up on their site asking Defense Secretary Robert Gates to dismiss these ridiculous charges. Michelle Malkin has the story: Human Events has posted [...]
Littering And, Littering And, Littering And . . .
Saturday, December 12th, 2009You know, pot-smoking hippies are a funny bunch. Their crazy antics and hysterical shenanigans keep police professionals like me in stitches for days. Sometimes, they elude our capture. Sometimes they don’t. And sometimes, their shenanigans come back to bite them in the arse. Let’s place this story into the “It’s Funny When They Happen To [...]
Patriots Mascot Huddles With Prostitutes
Saturday, December 12th, 2009Do you see how Pat the Patriot is creeping up to that chick on the right? Yeah, apparently he likes to get his freak on. Pat the Patriot, beloved mascot of the New England Patriots and inspiration to Boston-area children since 1960, has been arrested in a prostitution sting. But it gets worse: Evidently Pat [...]
Slava Fetisov, 51, Is Back On The Ice
Saturday, December 12th, 2009And the Russian bikini babes rejoice! MOSCOW – Former NHL star Slava Fetisov will start for CSKA Moscow on Friday, but doesn’t know how well his 51-year-old body will stand up to the pounding in the Continental Hockey League game. The defenseman and former captain of the Soviet Union national team ended his professional career [...]
Weekend Caption Contest
Friday, December 11th, 2009Dancing With Myself Caption Contest (Source: Reuters) Submit your caption to this photo in the comments section, or e-mail me your photoshop entries. The winners will be announced on Monday, December 14th. Good luck! Original Caption: Nobel Peace Prize laureate President Obama listens to a performance during the Nobel Peace Prize award ceremony at Oslo [...]
Bad Economy? What Bad Economy?
Friday, December 11th, 2009Recession got you down? Are you stressed about 10% unemployment? Do you wish you had not only a good job, but a good job that has seen an increase in salaries of late? Well, does the federal government have the job for you! Big government is taking care of business, and business is booming. USA [...]
True Detective Stories
Friday, December 11th, 2009Can you guess what I did to instigate this story? If you guessed “Answered the phone,” go to the head of the class. Here’s the conversation, exactly as they occurred. Me: “Detective division, may I help you?” Female: “Aisha speaking, how may I help you?” (A puzzled look appears on my face, as Aisha called [...]
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