Archive for December, 2009
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Monday, December 21st, 2009Now this is what I call family planning! A top US commander is threatening soldiers who fall pregnant on active service with jail. Under the new policy, troops expecting a baby face court martial and a possible prison term – and so do the men who made them pregnant. And the rule applies to married [...]
The Mighty Jungle
Monday, December 21st, 2009After a short hiatus, the local talents behind Monkey and Bird are back with a new comic strip. Apparently, even artists get swamped with Christmas chores. Idiot bloggers like me don’t have that problem – mostly because I don’t have talent. I do have the newest edition of M&B, though, and it’s so fresh that [...]
Actress Brittany Murphy Dead At 32
Sunday, December 20th, 2009Holy crap! Actress Brittany Murphy died at age, 32, after she reportedly went into full cardiac arrest and could not be revived. Cedars-Sinai Medical Center Spokeswoman Sally Stewart told the Associated Press Murphy died at 10:04 a.m. Sunday. She would not provide a cause of death, or any other information. Los Angeles Fire Department spokesman [...]
A Different Kind Of Christmas Story
Sunday, December 20th, 2009‘Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the White House, not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse. A mouse is smart enough to evade the First Lady and much less rat-like than our envoy to Haiti. Believe it or not, the vice-president fights bugs, but even they are more attractive than Joe [...]
Your Sunday Morning Fluff Piece
Sunday, December 20th, 2009Heh, heh, “piece.” Apparently, Reese Witherspoon dumped that tool Jake Gyllenhaal. It’s about time she showed some good sesne. Can anyone in Hollywood stay together? Two of the nice ones, Reese Witherspoon and Jake Gyllenhaal, have reportedly given up on ever getting along. “It broke his heart,” an insider says in the new issue of [...]
Movin’ On Out
Saturday, December 19th, 2009Well, it took six months, but the city finally agreed to a new police contract. We had been working without one since July 1st, and this is the longest we’ve been kept waiting in recent memory. The arbitration board decided we were worth the following: 1. No raise the first year. A 3% raise in [...]
It’s Over
Saturday, December 19th, 2009Do you want the federal government to keep their grubby little paws out of your health care choices? Are you one of the millions of Americans who want nothing to do with ObamaCare? Do you hope that the Senate bill is handily deafeated? Well, that’s too bad. It’s over. Like Mary Landrieu, Senator Ben Nelson’s [...]
Philly Braces For Global Warming
Saturday, December 19th, 2009Stay warm, ladies! Philadelphia is scheduled to get 8-14 inches . . . of snow. The Philadelphia region is bracing for the first major snowfall of the season. The National Weather Service says some areas of the region could see up to a foot of snow, along with heavy winds, from early Saturday until Sunday. [...]
Weekend Caption Contest
Friday, December 18th, 2009Ninja Chick Caption Contest (Source: Break.com) Caption this photo in the comments or e-mail me your photoshop entries. The winners will be announced on Monday, December 21st. Good luck! Other Current Contests: Blackfive Cowboy Blob Family Security Matters Military Times Rodney Dill RT Wizbang Top Five Entries: 5. “Let go of my lego.” – Pops [...]
Goldilocks And The Three Kings
Friday, December 18th, 2009So get this: some frog scientists dug up one of the bimbo mistresses to the French King Henry II. I guess they either wanted to conduct a new autopsy or get one last shot at her – she was kind of hot for an old dead chick. I’m just sayin’. So, what do they think [...]
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