If You Sprinkle When You Tinkle
By Wyatt Earp | December 10, 2009
Just be super and wipe the trooper.
One of the best things about my job is dealing with drunks. They are rarely, if ever, not entertaining. Sometimes, however, a DUI arrest goes bad. It went especially bad in Sheboygan, Wisconsin recently.
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SHEBOYGAN, Wis. – A Waldo man accused of urinating on a police officer during his fifth drunken-driving arrest has been sentenced to a year in jail. Court records released Wednesday show 36-year-old Daniel L. Shilts Jr. of Waldo was also fined about $3,600 and had his driver’s license revoked for three years.
The Sheboygan Press said according to the criminal complaint, Shilts was pulled over in November 2008 in Plymouth after an officer saw his vehicle hit a pole at a gas station.
The complaint said Shilts failed field-sobriety tests. It said as he was taken to the police station he urinated in the back of the squad car, spraying the back of the officer’s head.
And that, dear readers, is why we should always wear our hats!
Topics: The Job | 12 Comments »
December 10th, 2009 at 1:46 pm
That is when you give the perp the “screen test”. He won’t be laughing when he feels like his johnson went through a cheese grater. I guess that is why out here many of the new cars have Plexiglas behind the drivers seat and screen for the rest.
December 10th, 2009 at 2:14 pm
I thought you had to pay extra for a golden shower?
December 10th, 2009 at 3:42 pm
The guy had 4 previous DUI’s and still had a drivers license? WTF? He should have spent some serious jail time and had his drivers license permanently revoked.
December 10th, 2009 at 3:47 pm
Gosh, I told my son if he couldn’t aim when standing then sit to take care off all your business. Silly me!!!!
December 10th, 2009 at 4:46 pm
I’m just writin this to see if my newly discovered Avatar comes up. As a side note, I’d surely handle that perp in an equally digusting way to match the crime!
December 10th, 2009 at 5:50 pm
His fifth DUI. After the third he should be put on a plane with a one way ticket out of the country and have his passport revoked.
I cannot quite put my finger on it but there is something seriously wrong with a person who in his mid thirties is a serial drunk driver.
Let’s hurry up and get him paroled so he can continue to flood the community with his lack of life skills…
December 10th, 2009 at 9:58 pm
We have the most lenient laws when it comes to alcohol related crimes here in Wisconsin. First offense doesn’t even net you jail time. And it doesn’t get much better the more times you are caught.
The tavern league owns this state, and they know it.
To add insult to injury, it is now winter. Snow and alcohol Do Not Mix!
(gets off her soapbox and wanders off mumbling……)
December 10th, 2009 at 11:25 pm
I swear, situations like this are why I could never be a police officer. If some jerk did that to me he’d be having one of those “finding Jesus moments” right quick. heh
December 11th, 2009 at 12:03 am
I have had to post several signs at places I used to work , where no women were in the work force. “BE LIKE PA, NOT LIKE SIS, RAISE THE LID BEFORE YOU PISS”.
December 11th, 2009 at 6:29 am
Hands cuffed behind their backs, and an adult diaper pulled up over their pants could solve a lot of problems.
December 11th, 2009 at 12:46 pm
Ingineer66 – Or electrify the rear seat.
Randal – Only in Camden.
WalterC – It’s Wisconsin. AKA Beer heaven.
MeToo – Randal always sits when he pees. Heh.
Watuschski – Came up fine. Good work, lad!
Jason – Maybe we can deport him to Russia and introduce him to vodka.
E.L. – Most people can’t drive in the snow while sober!
DL474 – Yeah, it takes a lot of self-control.
tjbbpgobIII – Well crafted!
Mrs. Crankipants – And one of their heads for good measure.
December 13th, 2009 at 1:36 pm
Easily lost, I’m from Wisconsin too and I, too, am sickened by the number of folks lately that have multiple DUI convictions.
That poor officer! Put a diaper on the idiots backside and on his head.