Archive for November, 2009
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Wednesday, November 18th, 2009The missus captured this yesterday morning. Naturally, I was sleeping at the time. Great, now she’s crawling. The next thing you know, she’ll be married and trying to put me in a home.
Just Another Tequila Sunrise
Wednesday, November 18th, 2009Unfortunately for NFL star Shawne Merriman, he is about to get the worm. Reality TV star Tila Tequila is suing San Diego Chargers linebacker Shawne Merriman in a filing alleging domestic violence. Attorney Cyrus Nownejad told The Associated Press that Tequila is seeking $1.5 million in damages. Merriman was arrested on Sept. 6 after Tequila [...]
NFL Owner Fined For Flipping Off Fans
Tuesday, November 17th, 2009How are you gonna fine this guy? It looks like he died 30 years ago! The NFL has fined Tennessee Titans owner Bud Adams $250,000 for making an obscene gesture at Bills fans. It happened Sunday in Nashville. After the Titans beat the Bills 41-17, Adams was seen “flipping off” fans from his luxury suite [...]
Still More Tales Of Idiocy
Tuesday, November 17th, 2009So get this. Today there was a fatal fire in the division. When we get a fire fatality, the case gets an assigned detective, and that detective goes out to the scene. The fire marshal has overall scene authority, but we go out anyway to take photos and such. As you would expect, this is [...]
Today’s Sign Of The Apocalypse
Tuesday, November 17th, 2009Something is seriously wrong here. I actually agree with something Will Ferrell, er, New York Governor David Paterson said. Maybe I’m coming down with the swine flu? I hesitated saying something about President Obama’s asinine decision to try the 9/11 conspirators in New York City, because I didn’t have any duct tape handy. I’m still [...]
Sofia Vergara: Good For What Ails Ya
Tuesday, November 17th, 2009This one goes out to Right Wing Prof. I think he could use a smile today. This hot Colombian began her career as a model, before turning her focus to acting, with her first major break coming in 2003′s Chasing Papi. Sofia’s also had roles on TV shows Dirty Sexy Money, Tyler Perry’s Meet the [...]
The Most Unbelievable Story Ever
Monday, November 16th, 2009Guess what the government is spending your hard-earned money on now? PLAINS, Ga. — A U.S. taxpayers group is objecting to giving national park status to a gas station once owned by Billy Carter, the brother of former President Jimmy Carter. The U.S. House approved a measure last month to incorporate the service station in [...]
Obama Gets Bent Over Afghanistan Question
Monday, November 16th, 2009Someone must have missed their bowl of Happy Flakes this morning. President Obama became noticably annoyed with a reporter’s question today, probably because she dared to question his judgment on the Afghanistan troop request. A troop request made by General McChrystal that – weeks later – has still not beed addressed. During Obama’s last meeting [...]
Jessica Simpson Has An Incredible Body
Monday, November 16th, 2009So says her sister, Ashlee. Well, I guess it’s better than hearing their father talk about Jessica’s terrific breasts. *shudder* The Simpson ladies have been through their fair share of ups and downs this past year, but one thing they can always rely on? Each other. In fact, Ashlee, who’s reportedly set to make her [...]
Art Does Not Imitate Life
Sunday, November 15th, 2009. . . because I am usually a motormouth in person.
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