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Miss England Loses Her Crown

By Wyatt Earp | November 6, 2009

<i>Rachel Christie (center)</i>

Rachel Christie (center)

Why, you ask? Well, it’s because she decided to honor the late Patrick Swayze with her own remake of “Road House.” Just A Grunt has the story:

The reigning Miss England has relinquished her crown after being accused of a fight in a bar. Pageant organizers say Rachel Christie has also withdrawn from next month’s Miss World competition in South Africa.

British newspapers reported that Christie got into a dustup with another beauty queen — Miss Manchester Sara Beverley Jones — in a nightclub earlier this week.

CATFIGHT!!! Wait, it gets better. Guess who is taking over the crown?

Kate Hodge Miss England

Wow. She’s hot and dangerous. Everything I look for in a girl.

Soldier Kat Hodge is glowing with the thrill of taking second place in the Miss England contest – and nursing a pair of very tender feet.

In her day job, the Lance Corporal is used to wearing sturdy boots, but for the beauty pageant these were replaced by a pair of heels. The 22-year-old clerk with the Adjutant General’s Corps is probably the only entrant to Miss England who has a commendation for bravery.

Miss Hodge, from Tunbridge Wells, Kent, was only 18 and was serving in Iraq with the 1st Battalion The Royal Anglian Regiment when she leapt into action after the vehicle she was traveling in overturned.

It gave an Iraqi insurgent time to grab two rifles and threaten the soldiers. Miss Hodge punched him and retrieved the guns.

That’s awesome. I hereby throw my full support to Lance Corporal Hodge in the Miss World competition.

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9 Responses to “Miss England Loses Her Crown”

  1. Alice H Says:
    November 6th, 2009 at 8:47 pm

    You know, someone somewhere has pictures of that catfight. Maybe even video.

  2. Ralph Short Says:
    November 6th, 2009 at 9:21 pm

    Well, since my wife is from England (now an American thanks to Reagan) I will make sure she is aware of this courageous young lady from England.

    Naturally, I won’t be saying how “hot” or whatever she is. This is strictly about admiring her military and other assets.

    OK, time to stop verbalizing.

  3. kaveman Says:
    November 6th, 2009 at 10:46 pm

    There’s just something about hot women proficient with firearms that makes me want to drink lots of vodka while naked.

    OK, I’d probably still drink vodka naked if I was watching an old episode of Sesame Street but my denial has taken on some complexities.

    Oh crap, was that out loud?

  4. In the Doghouse Says:
    November 6th, 2009 at 10:47 pm

    I want to see what she does in the talent competition!

  5. Wyatt Earp Says:
    November 6th, 2009 at 10:55 pm

    Alice H – Don’t tease me. Find that video!!! :)

    Ralph – Yeah, military “assets.”

    Kaveman – It was, but it’s funny factor excuses the creepiness factor. I’ve never heard the terms “naked” and “Sesame Street” in a single sentence, though.

    Doghouse – She takes out a terrorist with a sniper rifle at 1,000 yards.

  6. joated Says:
    November 7th, 2009 at 8:21 am

    Well now, that should put an end to this “cat fight” bull.

  7. Wyatt Earp Says:
    November 8th, 2009 at 6:26 pm

    Joated – It certainly should.

  8. Bitter American Says:
    November 8th, 2009 at 11:30 pm

    A Brit goes into a bar, and a fight breaks out?? Colour me shocked.

  9. Dan UK Says:
    November 9th, 2009 at 4:05 am

    I saw a great quote in The Sun newspaper in the UK saying:

    Combat Barbie shows off her Weapons of Mass Distraction!

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