Someone Fix That Reset Button
By Wyatt Earp | October 18, 2009
President Obama sure knows how to pick ‘em. By choosing Hillary Clinton as his Secretary of State, he guaranteed a triumvirate of lunacy at the top of the American government. All three – Obama, Biden, and Clinton – have been bumbling their way through foreign affairs. Although after this week, Hillary is now the undisputed leader of the whack pack.
Her Thighness is the subject of my article at Family Security Matters. Here’s a sample:
Remember Hillary Clinton? She was the bloated First Lady-turned-New York Senator-turned-failed presidential candidate. Yeah, that’s her. She was the woman who stood by her man when he was “polling the female electorate.” Well, after the election, President Obama swept up the primary contender for his crown and appointed her Secretary of State. In effect, he had his Chicago cronies let her political aspirations sleep with the fishes. Like Al Franken’s talent, Hillary’s political career is now appearing on the sides of milk cartons. No one would have seen her again.
Or so the president thought.
Enter Russia. Vladimir Putin’s Antique Communist Road Show is now on the air, and it is frightening more people than a Michelle Obama bikini photo. The Bear has awakened, and the Kremlin is partying like it’s 1917. Thrust into duty, Secretary of State Clinton packed her bags, activated Bill’s nanny cam, and took a dreadful flight back to the U.S.S.R. Her mission is anything but simple. n the past week alone, Russia has expressed its solidarity with Iran, snuggled up to China, and made veiled threats about launching pre-emptive nuclear strikes against its enemies.
Apparently, the Russians’ “Reset Button” has malfunctioned:
You can read the rest of the goodness HERE.
Topics: FSM | 6 Comments »
Maybe Putin can send Hillary back a gift. A bust of a posterior with a “Reset” button sticking out of it. Or do you think that is to subtle for them?
Gee. I hope someone is there to protect her when she has to land under sniper fire.
Joe
Wow.
I visit this site every day for inside scoops concerning police work and the prevalent soft porn and then Wyatt goes and posts a picture of Hillary.
If I was turned on by thick ankles and monotone diatribe, I’d be one helluva horny camper right now.
Instead, I’m now attempting to gouge out my own eyes with a spork.
Go ahead Kaveman enjoy your freedom while you can, as John D. said in an earlier post..”When sporks are outlawed, only outlaws will have sporks”. lol
Those thick ankles are called..Cankles.
Jon – Like most everything else, they wouldn’t get it.
Joe – Scramble the Raptors now!
Kaveman – Yeah, sorry about that, but do you know how difficult it is to find an attractive photo of Hillary?
Jon – She redefined that term.
Here’s a good picture of Hillary I posted a few years ago.
Bust of Mrs. Cankles
Joe